The Inappropriate Thread

[NoJo]

The Albanian guy who works in the coffee bar I frequent likes to tell people anyone who asks him where he's from: "I am fucking Taliban."

 

[Guest]

The Albanian guy who works in the coffee bar I frequent likes to tell people anyone who asks him where he's from: "I am fucking Taliban."

And, is he? On a regular basis?

Lou

 

[cloudy]

And, is he? On a regular basis?

Lou

or is it just a "friend with benefits" kind of arrangement?

 

[Honey123]

Now that's funny, Lou!!!

Had to be a joke in there somewhere!!LOL

 

[NoJo]

explaining to your 7 year old son that breasts are not like the bubbles on pizza ---


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Explaining cunnilingus to your ten-year-old grandson.

Joe.....he really asked???

My son told a joke, which he didn't get, that involved cunnilungus. (My kids both used to tell "adult" jokes to adults without actually understanding them). Then after he got the adults laughing, he said "I don't get it". So my mum explained.

 

[Honey123]

LOL ---- and your mom had to explain it to her grandson (your son!) OH, Way toooo funny and so inappropriate....is your mom straight laced?

Having your family members over and your son turns to the ADULTS ONLY CHANNEL and says...."what are they doing? Is he hurting her?"

 

[SlickTony]

Explaining cunnilingus to your ten-year-old grandson.

Well, he asked didn't he? It'll learn him not to go around tellng jokes he doesn't understand.

 

[NoJo]

My little nephew (ten) told me he watched porn on his granddad's TV. He said he saw a man "putting his willy in a lady's bottom." God, and to think I watched Huckleberry Hound and Wacky Races at his age.

 

[Honey123]

Well, think about it....Bugs Bunny was a cross-dresser for his time!

 

[Remec]

Inappropriate: Telling the Mormons at the door that they can't spread God's word because you're busy fucking the maid.

Person comes up to me and a friend as we're leaving the house back when I was in high school and asks if we would like to join a group to study the word of God.

Without breaking stride, I look over my glasses and ask,"Which God?"

 

[Liar]

Person comes up to me and a friend as we're leaving the house back when I was in high school and asks if we would like to join a group to study the word of God.

Without breaking stride, I look over my glasses and ask,"Which God?"

Did this once, when the Jehovas knocked on my door:

"Are you familiar with the words of the Lord, our saviour?"

"Familiar?" I said, pointing at the bible in his hand. "I wrote the damn thing."

...and slammed the door on an at least momentarily stunned face.

#L

 

[Honey123]

My Mom used to tell the Jehova Witnesses to wait a moment, go get her Bible and then go at them point for point, scripture for scripture....they stopped coming to our house ---- I guess there is a God