The Inappropriate Thread

[ruminator]

Yes I agree, we must mull this over a bit more Thanks for the welcome, I have been here for ages, mainly lurking though and reading dirty stories.

There now we've chatted sensibly, which should be inappropriate enough for them I think

Back to nonsensical chatter and innuendo?


The bite marks on my pillow are appropriate, but not the ones on the headboard.

 

[destinie21]

sometimes you feel like a nut

 

[CharleyH]

Not likely

WELL - having tapped my fingers on some guys back at - oops a younger than lit age - OH yes, I can actually, and literally say "Fucking bored."

I'm a quick learner

 

[lucky-E-leven]

No, but it will be faster if you post to all of the other threads, too.

And if anyone is wondering, it is inappropriate to encourage Sher...



~lucky

 

[destinie21]

And if anyone is wondering, it is inappropriate to encourage Sher...



~lucky

but so fun

 

[Remec]

And if anyone is wondering, it is inappropriate to encourage Sher...



~lucky

Sher needs encouragement? I always picture her as the one in the short skirt and pompoms goading, cajoling, and cheering the rest of us on...

Oh, wait, that was just last night's dream...<EG>

Carry on then...<wink>

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sher needs encouragement? I always picture her as the one in the short skirt and pompoms goading, cajoling, and cheering the rest of us on...

Oh, wait, that was just last night's dream...<EG>

Carry on then...<wink>

Thanks Remec. That's just what I needed to be picturing.

If you care to share any more of last night's dream it would be most inappropriate to do so here.

~lucky

 

[SlickTony]

Passing gas in church.

Taking note of someone passing gas in church...better yet, flicking your lighter.

 

[CharleyH]

Taking note of someone passing gas in church

As a non-specific to tony, but quote - post . . . um ya - this would not only warrent a finger thrill on one's back, but a get the fuck off of me -that girl or boy's cute

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Taking note of someone passing gas in church...better yet, flicking your lighter.

You kick ass! Is that too appropriate? Hmmm...how about this?

Telling your grandmother dirty jokes in front of your prude mother.

 

[minsue]

You kick ass! Is that too appropriate? Hmmm...how about this?

Telling your grandmother dirty jokes in front of your prude mother.

Nice try, sweets, but I'm still not doing it.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Nice try, sweets, but I'm still not doing it.

Damn!

~lucky

Inappropriate: Telling the Mormons at the door that they can't spread God's word because you're busy fucking the maid.

 

[destinie21]

wearing a "I"m not a lesbian but my girlfriend is shirt to church."

Even more inappropriate. Pairing the shirt with chaps and a thong

 

[Liar]

wearing a "I"m not a lesbian but my girlfriend is shirt to church."

Even more inappropriate. Pairing the shirt with chaps and a thong

Even more inappropriate: going without shirt.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Even more inappropriate: going without shirt.

That all depends on where you choose to worship, dear Liar.

~lucky

p.s. Your flock is turning me on like you wouldn't believe.

 

[Honey123]

Wearing no panites under your skirt in work and being down in front of your boss, while he is on the phone with his wife.

 

[Guest]

Being, literally, tied to the bed by your lover, when your mobile phones rings, and it's your husband doing the calling.

Not that it's ever happened to me, of course.

Lou

 

[Honey123]

worse.....having sex with your lover and your phones rings...you let the answering machine pick up and it's your husband voice coming through...."Hey, I got off work early and I am just down the block"......

YIKES


Never happened to me either.....

 

[NoJo]

Undressing in front of the mirror and finding out you've been wrong about your gender all these years...

 

[Honey123]

Men blowing snot out of their noses while they are on a date!

 

[NoJo]

Being forced to introduce a woman whose name you've forgotten, when the first name that comes to mind is Jehosaphat.

 

[Guest]

worse.....having sex with your lover and your phones rings...you let the answering machine pick up and it's your husband voice coming through...."Hey, I got off work early and I am just down the block"......

YIKES


Never happened to me either.....

Yep, highly inappropriate and VERY worrying.

Not that I have to worry about that kind of thing, of course. Now that would be inappropriate.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

Inapporpriate: Anything my eccentric mother says or does.

Explaining cunnilingus to your ten-year-old grandson.

 

[Guest]

 

[Honey123]

explaining to your 7 year old son that breasts are not like the bubbles on pizza ---


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Explaining cunnilingus to your ten-year-old grandson.

Joe.....he really asked???