The Impudent Penis......

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Yes the impudent penis has a mind of its own
An erogenous zone
That can't leave well enough alone

The impudent penis thinks with its small head
This some women dread
And prefer plastic instead

And the impudent penis it twitches and jerks
Yes it has its small quirks
Until it's too tired to work

The impudent penis it tries even when soft
At this too women scoff
So they just let the asshole whack off

But the impudent penis it has one thing on its side
Fore it has nothing to hide
This I now to you confide

The impudent penis will stick in any tight hole
And will often pay toll
To hide the pink pole

The impudent penis it might wonder and stray
On any God given day
Yes I tell you it may

But ladies???

The impudent penis at one thing it does quake
On thing will put on its brake
Can you say - amputate
 
Ya see? Here we go again....

I go away - right a slick stupid poem - come back and bingo.

Kicked off.

Oh the fuck well.
 
Pentameter Schmentameter.....

It's all in the read.

I can make it work.

Just ask Bruce Springsteen - he's a master.
 
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