The "If Men Had Breasts" commercial

[Ms_Lilith]

Has anyone seen it?

The general idea is that, if men had breasts, they'd learn to appreciate them, and they'd get them checked for cancer, and other breast diseases... but until that little punch line, it's a really funny commercial...

 

[RawHumor]

Actually, isn't testicular cancer almost as common as breast cancer? Men are supposed to check their testicles for lumps the way women are supposed to check their breasts for lumps. I'd say that few probably do.

But no, I haven't seen the commercial.

 

[Bushido71XS]

Yeah Right...We'd (the guys) more than likely would just stare at them in awe, causing airplanes crashes and traffic accidents.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

the commercial showcases men with perfectly-shaped boobs, which move and jiggle nicely as they walk.. they check out each other's breasts, they wear white T-shirts while they wash their cars, etc. *grin* lightened my evening yesterday

 

[sabbathstorm]

I've seen the commercial a few times now. I think my favorite part is when the guy is out washing his car with his tight white tshirt on and he suddenly gets and idea

 

[teddybear4play]

Actually, isn't testicular cancer almost as common as breast cancer? Men are supposed to check their testicles for lumps the way women are supposed to check their breasts for lumps. I'd say that few probably do.

I did and do. Thank God.

TB4p

 

[RawHumor]

I did and do. Thank God.

TB4p

You've found something?

 

[HeavyStick]

You've found something?

His penis.

 

[RawHumor]

His penis.

That joke was too obvious. Minus 2 for you.

 

[Quasimodem]

You've found something?

Two
suspicious lumps.

 

[huskie]

Actually, isn't testicular cancer almost as common as breast cancer? Men are supposed to check their testicles for lumps the way women are supposed to check their breasts for lumps. I'd say that few probably do.

But no, I haven't seen the commercial.

Don't you mean Prostate Cancer?? as I understand it, it's mainly due to a back up of cum. Thus guys over 35 should cum more often to prevent this

 

[Lancecastor]

Is it still funny if JazzyJim's the guy in the commercial?

 

[Dantetier]

actually, if a man lived long enough, he's 100% certian to get Prostate cancer...

 

[huskie]

actually, if a man lived long enough, he's 100% certian to get Prostate cancer...

how so and was I right before?

 

[crappie master]

actually, if a man lived long enough, he's 100% certian to get Prostate cancer...

please expound or explain ... tell us more

 

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[Freya]

Wow there are only four posts her eI don't have on ignore.

Grand.

Hi Indie/Freya/Hanns/Lance, how are you?

 

[HeavyStick]

Hi Indie/Freya/Hanns/Lance, how are you?

Spy sez, yayati, busybody and 70/30

 

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[Freya]

I'm fabulous, eagerly awaiting a snowlfake from SLG!

You think I should tell her I'll need one for all my personalities?

Well I already got one, so we'll have 2 this year for our tree!!! Whoo hoo!!


HS - be nice. Being called Hanns is bad enough for one day.

 

[crappie master]

WOW!

Wow!Did I make someones ignore list?

 

[teddybear4play]

His penis.

You mean that thing I pee with? I knew that was there.

I did find a lump about 14 months ago. Just a cyst, though. Problem is that the surgery to remove it is elective unless it starts growing and poses a threat to the rest of my reproductive area. It hasn't, thank God, but that means I'll continue to have the cyst until I have the finances to get it removed.

And as long as I'm there, I might as well have the whole package upgraded to a nicer model.

TB4p