The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: something that rhymes with "clicks"

TheRedLantern · 2025-12-05T16:02:38+0000

Plot bunny: Manu learns why pro tech teams never release on Friday

KittyOfSteele · 2025-12-05T16:06:42+0000

TheRedLantern said:
Plot bunny: Manu learns why pro tech teams never release on Friday

If the literary prostitutes who fuck here at night while they play with snakes in their high heels and dress shirts during the day have taught me something is that IT is a job that lands you on as many orgies as working deliveries.

cw5523729 · 2025-12-05T16:08:21+0000

TheRedLantern said:
Plot bunny: Manu learns why pro tech teams never release on Friday

You think they care about bugs, issues, or complaints?

Wait, I forgot, this is fiction. Carry on.

TheRedLantern · 2025-12-05T16:14:24+0000

cw5523729 said:
You think they care about bugs, issues, or complaints?

They care about not having to fix stuff on Saturday, in my experience. Every release of software is tough, even when it goes well, so I'm willing to give Lit a lot of slack. It's their weekend, though, since there are now both submission and rendering problems during a big contest.

cw5523729 · 2025-12-05T16:18:05+0000

TheRedLantern said:
They care about not having to fix stuff on Saturday, in my experience. Every release of software is tough, even when it goes well, so I'm willing to give Lit a lot of slack. It's their weekend, though, since there are now both submission and rendering problems during a big contest.

Why fix on Saturday what can wait until ~~Monday~~ March?

TheRedLantern · 2025-12-05T16:23:30+0000

Poor Manu. We salute you as we enjoy the weekend!

iwatchus · 2025-12-05T16:25:24+0000

As much as I am frustrated by this bug (and not properly displaying stories is the one unforgivable sin for a publishing site) I still believe that Laurel and Manu want to have the site run well and do care about these issues.

iwatchus · 2025-12-05T16:26:35+0000

TheRedLantern said:
Poor Manu. We salute you as we enjoy the weekend!

It's not the weekend for some of us yet. I still have to teach a class this afternoon.

cw5523729 · 2025-12-05T16:28:07+0000

iwatchus said:
As much as I am frustrated by this bug (and not properly displaying stories is the one unforgivable sin for a publishing site) I still believe that Laurel and Manu want to have the site run well and do care about these issues.

On a more serious note, @sister jenny raised a bug in another thread where every user with a space in their username no longer had their stories show up. I made a bug report for it and I have no idea if it was that, someone else's report, or something totally unrelated but it did get fixed. So they do take some issues seriously.

TheRedLantern · 2025-12-05T17:18:20+0000

cw5523729 said:
On a more serious note

Ah, @cw5523729 do you know why I'm pulling you over?

I dunno, officer.

You were being serious in the derpy lane, and we can't have that.

cw5523729 · 2025-12-05T17:44:29+0000

TheRedLantern said:
Ah, @cw5523729 do you know why I'm pulling you over?

I dunno, officer.

You were being serious in the derpy lane, and we can't have that.

I have to flag my serious posts as actually serious since I just expect everyone to assume that every single thing I post is bullshit of some type or other

eta: this post was half serious, half joke. I don't know how to categorize it. Read at your own risk.

2nd eta: probably more 60/40 joke/serious. And getting worse with every additional "eta"

TheRedLantern · 2025-12-05T20:26:21+0000

cw5523729 said:
I have to flag my serious posts as actually serious since I just expect everyone to assume that every single thing I post is bullshit of some type or other

eta: this post was half serious, half joke. I don't know how to categorize it. Read at your own risk.

2nd eta: probably more 60/40 joke/serious. And getting worse with every additional "eta"

Starting a thread where we analyze cw's percent serious to percent BS versus his story scores over time to see if there's a pattern that will help us win the next contest.

crookedletter · 2025-12-05T20:28:38+0000

TheRedLantern said:
Starting a thread where we analyze cw's percent serious to percent BS versus his story scores over time to see if there's a pattern that will help us win the next contest.

He makes a serious post on the 28th minute of every third odd-numbered hour. And four minutes after that I receive a 4 star vote on one of my stories. Every time.

cw5523729 · 2025-12-05T20:30:58+0000

TheRedLantern said:
Starting a thread where we analyze cw's percent serious to percent BS versus his story scores over time to see if there's a pattern that will help us win the next contest.

Screw that - what we really want to know is if there's a pattern that will stop the stories from getting stuck in pending for eons!!

TheRedLantern · 2025-12-05T20:31:01+0000

crookedletter said:
He makes a serious post on the 28th minute of every third odd-numbered hour. And four minutes after that I receive a 4 star vote on one of my stories. Every time.

A witch!

cw5523729 · 2025-12-05T20:35:31+0000

crookedletter said:
He makes a serious post on the 28th minute of every third odd-numbered hour. And four minutes after that I receive a 4 star vote on one of my stories. Every time.

Way to tell everyone my secret. Why don't you just post my social security # on here too?

cw5523729 · 2025-12-05T20:36:56+0000

crookedletter said:
He makes a serious post on the 28th minute of every third odd-numbered hour. And four minutes after that I receive a 4 star vote on one of my stories. Every time.

crookedletter · 2025-12-05T20:37:41+0000

cw5523729 said:
Way to tell everyone my secret. Why don't you just post my social security # on here too?

I assumed that was your username. Maybe with a couple leading or trailing 0s.

TheRedLantern · 2025-12-05T20:42:12+0000

crookedletter said:
I assumed that was your username. Maybe with a couple leading or trailing 0s.

It's the password to his pornhub account, which contains a startling number of "Barbara Streisand armpit" searches.

TheRedLantern · 2025-12-05T20:43:33+0000

Wait, no, I'm still logged in as me

cw5523729 · 2025-12-05T20:45:25+0000

crookedletter said:
I assumed that was your username. Maybe with a couple leading or trailing 0s.

Well, it is.

Damn it!! Now you've got me doing it to!!

cw5523729 · 2025-12-05T20:48:26+0000

TheRedLantern said:
It's the password to his pornhub account, which contains a startling number of "Barbara Streisand armpit" searches.

TheRedLantern said:
Wait, no, I'm still logged in as me

Obviously. My pornhub history has stuff REALLY disturbing, not run of the mill things like that

YmaOHyd · 2025-12-05T20:48:39+0000

cw5523729 said:
Well, it is.

Damn it!! Now you've got me doing it to!!

What, searching for Barbara Streisand armpit erotica?

cw5523729 · 2025-12-05T20:50:32+0000

YmaOHyd said:
What, searching for Barbara Streisand armpit erotica?

Not me. I'll all about the knees and elbows. I loves me a nice lookin' joint.

TheLobster · 2025-12-05T20:52:16+0000

cw5523729 said:
run of the milf

Fixed that for ya.

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