The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: something that rhymes with "clicks"

[PennyThompson]

geez, I feel like i need to start playing video games again.

Princess Toadstool didn't even show Mario any leg back in the 80s.

We call her Princess Peach now, and she also has a hot little tomboy friend named Princess Daisy

 

[YmaOHyd]

We call her Princess Peach now, and she also has a hot little tomboy friend named Princess Daisy

The real hotness is Bowsette:

 

[onehitwanda]

My pal shared this with me, and all I'm doing is lesbian noises.

Seranaholics and the Serana Extended Dialog addons make her... interesting.

 

[YmaOHyd]

Seranaholics and the Serana Extended Dialog addons make her... interesting.

And by interesting we mean extremely horny. Skyrim as a whole, with uhhh the right mods, is horny enough to make even the seasoned gooners of Literotica uncomfortable.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Seranaholics and the Serana Extended Dialog addons make her... interesting.

Yeah, I come from Vampire: The Masquerade. I know she at least sucked blood from her wrist, and the barkeep enjoyed it way too much.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

The real hotness is Bowsette:

Also the gooners seem to have a fixation with Rosalina

As I understand it, the fact that she's essentially an elder god and can therefore manipulate her size has something to do with it. She can become very big, and some people want to be stepped on.

 

[cw5523729]

The real hotness is Bowsette:

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Figures. It's always the bad girls that get the attention.

 

[crookedletter]

elder god

I don't recall the Mario universe getting so... Lovecraftian.

 

[YmaOHyd]

I don't recall the Mario universe getting so... Lovecraftian.

Name a more Lovecraftian horror than Kirby, the amorphous shapeshifting blob that consumes all its path.

 

[cw5523729]

Name a more Lovecraftian horror than Kirby, the amorphous shapeshifting blob that consumes all its path.

Is that like the SNAKE game on my old flip phone where it kept eating, eating, and getting ever longer?

 

[StillStunned]

No, seriously, a new outfit for Christmas! Look:

 

[YmaOHyd]

Is that like the SNAKE game on my old flip phone where it kept eating, eating, and getting ever longer?

Hello I am a modestly-sentient black hole

 

[crookedletter]

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Hello I am a modestly-sentient black hole

This is my new favorite post. Congratulations.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

No, seriously, a new outfit for Christmas! Look:

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Stockings are too low/10. Call me when she's wearing a cheerleader uniform. Maybe I'd be the @StillStunned instead of the NotImpressed

All joking aside, I saved the picture. Brain is tingling due to all the flogging she's done on me.

 

[onehitwanda]

I prefer her in the vintage dress.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Kirby is cute... until you start thinking about it a little more.
Also

 

[StillStunned]

I prefer her in the vintage dress.

The good thing about someone wearing an outfit you don't like is that you can tell them to take it off.

 

[Bamagan]

The good thing about someone wearing an outfit you don't like is that you can tell them to take it off.

That didn't work for me.
Also, I need money for bail.

 

[crookedletter]

The good thing about someone wearing an outfit you don't like is that you can tell them to take it off.

Since I am not a Jedi, in general I have to let my imagination do that work.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Since I am not a Jedi, in general I have to let my imagination do that work.

"You don't want to sell me cam girls"
"I don't want to sell you cam girls"
"You want to come home with me, and rethink your life"
"I want to come home with you, and rethink my life"
"These are not the stockings, you're looking for"
"These are not...

 

[KittyOfSteele]

"You don't want to sell me cam girls"
"I don't want to sell you cam girls"
"You want to come home with me, and rethink your life"
"I want to come home with you, and rethink my life"
"These are not the stockings, you're looking for"
"These are not...

"You need to save this up and write a story for Mind Control."
"I need to save this up and write a story for Mind Control."

 

[YmaOHyd]

"You need to save this up and write a story for Mind Control."
"I need to save this up and write a story for Mind Control."

All I'm gunna say is that in the old canon there was an entire planet of otherworldly-hot purple Sith who fuck around and find out with an evil tentacle monster. Do they canonically have sex slaves? I mean... it's only implied, not outright stated.

 

[MillieDynamite]

And so this thread has come to this. Who's a nerd? Y'alls are.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Ya know what might make those mind control stories better, if like with the force it doesn't always work.

Admittedly I don't read the stories so for all I know it doesn't always work.

 

[YmaOHyd]

And so this thread has come to this. Who's a nerd? Y'alls are.

I've read enough stories here to know that being a nerd is great for my sex life.