The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: something that rhymes with "clicks"

[PennyThompson]

Stockings are too low/10. Call me when she's wearing a cheerleader uniform. Maybe I'd be the @StillStunned instead of the NotImpressed

All joking aside, I saved the picture. Brain is tingling due to all the flogging she's done on me.

Pounded in the Butt by the Literotica Mascot as a Manifestation of the Website's Fragile Legacy Content Management System, apologies to Chuck Tingle

 

[YmaOHyd]

Pounded in the Butt by the Literotica Mascot as a Manifestation of the Website's Fragile Legacy Content Management System, apologies to Chuck Tingle

Is there a strap-on or is it, uh, au naturel?

 

[PennyThompson]

Is there a strap-on or is it, uh, au naturel?

Sign my petition to make Literotica Lady canonically a well endowed trans woman

 

[YmaOHyd]

Sign my petition to make Literotica Lady canonically a well endowed trans woman

But... she's also canonically Miranda Lawson. So that means... she's as endowed in the front as she is in the back!

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Sign my petition to make Literotica Lady canonically a well endowed trans woman

KittyOfSteele

Alright, Hancock put.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Pounded in the Butt by the Literotica Mascot as a Manifestation of the Website's Fragile Legacy Content Management System, apologies to Chuck Tingle

According the NDA, I can't talk about the things that happen in the flogging room. I can tell you that she didn't pound me in the butt while she flogged me. She used a fuck machine.

[THIS USER HAS BEEN SENT BACK TO THE FLOGGING ROOM FOR BREAKING THE NDA]

But... she's also canonically Miranda Lawson. So that means... she's as endowed in the front as she is in the back!

Wasn't she made to be... the perfect woman, or something like that?

 

[YmaOHyd]

Wasn't she made to be... the perfect woman, or something like that?

And how!

 

[MillieDynamite]

They're on the internet, so they must be true.

I've read enough stories here to know that being a nerd is great for my sex life.

 

[StillStunned]

I've read enough stories here to know that being a nerd is great for my sex life.

Being a nerd never worked for me until my mid-20s. And my wife loves me getting nerdy about obscure bits of knowledge, but I get the old eyeroll if I quote Red Dwarf or H2G2 or anything like that.

 

[PennyThompson]

I like to think that the culture of attractiveness and sexuality is shifting in favor of people who are enthusiastic and nerdy about whatever their area of interests are, as opposed to the Andrew Tate types who try to tell men that it's gay to do things like listen to music or enjoy cooking.

 

[YmaOHyd]

Being a nerd never worked for me until my mid-20s. And my wife loves me getting nerdy about obscure bits of knowledge, but I get the old eyeroll if I quote Red Dwarf or H2G2 or anything like that.

That's weird because I distinctly remember a story here where a guy's encyclopedic knowledge of Warhammer 40k and World of Warcraft helped him start a sex cult

 

[NuclearFairy]

Being a nerd never worked for me until my mid-20s. And my wife loves me getting nerdy about obscure bits of knowledge, but I get the old eyeroll if I quote Red Dwarf or H2G2 or anything like that.

I grew up on Red Dwarf. Not as a weekly show, but every year one of the local PBS stations would have a Red Dwarf fund raising marathon. I'd watch more TV during that marathon than at any other time. Anyways, I was constantly quoting the show at my SO after moving in with him, and then we found it on Netflix, I was soo freaking excited that they had two seasons that I'd never seen. Luckily he turned out to love it just as much as me.

I like to think that the culture of attractiveness and sexuality is shifting in favor of people who are enthusiastic and nerdy about whatever their area of interests are, as opposed to the Andrew Tate types who try to tell men that it's gay to do things like listen to music or enjoy cooking.

Being passionate is sexy, and showing what you're passionate about can draw in like minded individuals.

 

[YmaOHyd]

I like to think that the culture of attractiveness and sexuality is shifting in favor of people who are enthusiastic and nerdy about whatever their area of interests are, as opposed to the Andrew Tate types who try to tell men that it's gay to do things like listen to music or enjoy cooking.

I mean Andrew Tate thinks it's gay to have sex with women unless you rape them and they're underage.

 

[crookedletter]

Being a nerd never worked for me until my mid-20s. And my wife loves me getting nerdy about obscure bits of knowledge, but I get the old eyeroll if I quote Red Dwarf or H2G2 or anything like that.

So what you're saying is, you were a nerd before it was cool.

 

[StillStunned]

So what you're saying is, you were a nerd before it was cool.

No, I was a nerd before *I* was cool.

 

[TheRedLantern]

Waves hand ...

"This story was not written by AI."

"This story was not written by AI."

"This story is moved out of pending."

"This story is moved out of pending."

"This story gets an Editor's pick tag."

"Don't f**king push it."

 

[crookedletter]

No, I was a nerd before *I* was cool.

Same. But I thought I was pretty cool then, too.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Vis a vis the current thread title (at the time of writing), I once wrote my nineteen year old Sith / Jedi hybrid using force nipple pinches on her Togruta girlfriend.

 

[StillStunned]

Same. But I thought I was pretty cool then, too.

I didn't become cool until I embraced how uncool I was.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

No, I was a nerd before *I* was cool.

The implication being that you're cool now? No longer @StillStunned ?

 

[Z_TheWriter]

And so this thread has come to this. Who's a nerd? Y'alls are.

And very proud of it

 

[StillStunned]

Vis a vis the current thread title (at the time of writing), I once wrote my nineteen year old Sith / Jedi hybrid using force nipple pinches on her Togruta girlfriend.

For the Fan Fic challenge next year, I'm hoping to write a story about Leia as a Dark Sider. I imagine there will be plenty of Force manipulation.

 

[crookedletter]

For the Fan Fic challenge next year, I'm hoping to write a story about Leia as a Dark Sider. I imagine there will be plenty of Force manipulation.

"I find your lack of girth disturbing."

 

[iwatchus]

I didn't become cool until I embraced how uncool I was.

You joke about it, but there is a lot of truth in this. I was the ultimate ignored nerd in 8th grade when a small group of us all kind of publicly said, "we don't give a fuck what you think, we're going to do what we want." And I kind of ignored all the other students for the most part. A teacher in the second half of 10th grade shocked the hell out of me pointing out that I was kidnd of a social elite in the school. I hadn't really registered it, but we had a whole large group of hangers on who thought we were cool for being willing to not be cool. And the snobs who wouldn't talk to us two years earlier? They were all treating us like peers because we had a bigger following than any of them. One of the truly life changing moments for me.

Fuck 'em and do what you want.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Uhh, I thought of a challenge:
Write an erotic star wars fan fiction, which if you read it blind to innuendo could just be a light saber/force battle.