The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: something that rhymes with "clicks"

[stickygirl]

Thanksgiving's an odd one isn't it? Most western public holidays - and I suspect ones in other cultures - are based around religious festivals, but TG is apparently a harvest festival. I suppose Hogmanay in Scotland is hung on the Gregorian calendar but Lord knows, people in high latitudes need some festivals to stop them topping themselves or dying from vitamin D deficiency in winter.
I'm sorry if this isn't providing a new 'not AI topic'...

 

[Bramblethorn]

Woah, thanks now it makes sense to me. Did you just know this or did you search? Either way Big Brain Brambles

I follow XKCD - I don't read it religiously every day, but enough to be aware of the cancer stuff.

For XKCDs I don't understand, there's this: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

 

[stickygirl]

I follow XKCD - I don't read it religiously every day, but enough to be aware of the cancer stuff.

For XKCDs I don't understand, there's this: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

I hate a puzzle. It says a prank so... but it looks like a dammed river

 

[Erozetta]

I hate a puzzle. It says a prank so... but it looks like a dammed river

The prank is the pixelated part. It looks like what happens if Google maps censors an area, and because it's in the middle of nowhere, the immediate thought for the people looking is that they've stumbled onto some highly classified secret and that's why it's pixelated.

But it's not pixelated, it's just very large signs in colors similar to the surrounding area set up to make the spot look pixelated in the satellite images.

 

[MillieDynamite]

How 'bout them Chiefs? How 'bout them Cowboys?

 

[NuclearFairy]

How 'bout them Chiefs? How 'bout them Cowboys?

I thought we were trying not to talk about Thanksgiving here.

 

[Bamagan]

I thought we were trying not to talk about Thanksgiving here.

Theoretically, she could be watching an old western movie.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Theoretically, she could be watching an old western movie.

True enough I suppose.

 

[SmilingLez]

Pick a holiday any holiday

Hanukkah
Christmas
Kwanzaa
International Day of Persons with Disabilities
Winter Solstice
New Year's Eve
Human Rights Day
Festivus
National Cookie Day

 

[NuclearFairy]

Pick a holiday any holiday

Hanukkah
Christmas
Kwanzaa
International Day of Persons with Disabilities
Winter Solstice
New Year's Eve
Human Rights Day
Festivus
National Cookie Day

National cookie day! When is that? Also do we all get to make our own cookie monster muppets?

 

[SmilingLez]

National cookie day! When is that? Also do we all get to make our own cookie monster muppets?

National cookie day is always on December the 4th.

 

[StillStunned]

National cookie day is always on December the 4th.

Traditionally the day when everybody wipes the browser cookies from their computer. 5 December is usually WTF Was My Password Day.

 

[TheLobster]

Festivus

Is this a suggestion that a dash of airing of grievances would balance out the "I'm thankful for..." thread?

 

[MillieDynamite]

I'll tell you what I can't tell Jo: she's a lousy cook who's burnt more food than Colonel Sanders has fried chicken wings. Wow, I do feel better.

Is this a suggestion that a dash of airing of grievances would balance out the "I'm thankful for..." thread?

 

[Bramblethorn]

Pick a holiday any holiday

Hanukkah
Christmas
Kwanzaa
International Day of Persons with Disabilities
Winter Solstice
New Year's Eve
Human Rights Day
Festivus
National Cookie Day

Wolfenoot!

 

[Omenainen]

What should we talk about? Pink orchids! I’ve finished my first draft and am very pleased with myself. Can’t wait to publish it.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Well, as long as they're not pink lilies.

 

[Bamagan]

I was looking over some notes for an unfinished story I started a while back and sort-of abandoned. I was alarmed to discover that past me had jotted down that a character had a fetish for eating cremated pussy. It only took a moment to realize I had meant creampied, but it was briefly horrifying to consider the ramifications.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I was looking over some notes for an unfinished story I started a while back and sort-of abandoned. I was alarmed to discover that past me had jotted down that a character had a fetish for eating cremated pussy. It only took a moment to realize I had meant creampied, but it was briefly horrifying to consider the ramifications.

Could be as innocent as they loved to eat a pussy that had been dusted in charcoal or ashes.

 

[Bamagan]

Could be as innocent as they loved to eat a pussy that had been dusted in charcoal or ashes.

That'd be a fun conversation to listen in on.
"Baby, I'd really love to crumble up this charcoal briquette over your hoohah and then go down on you."

 

[OralAllOver]

Resolve a paradox?
I understand, if not agree, that some folks sell their soul to Satan in exchange for wealth now
But what kind of stupid motherf*cker sells his soul to make oligarchs more wealthy?

 

[NuclearFairy]

That'd be a fun conversation to listen in on.
"Baby, I'd really love to crumble up this charcoal briquette over your hoohah and then go down on you."

Why don't you just drizzle it with bbq sauce while you're at it.

Oh my god, can I?

 

[Statius]

Why don't you just drizzle it with bbq sauce while you're at it.

Oh my god, can I?

Honey mustard. Better than BBQ sauce. However I can't make that claim for the use you propose, for the record.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Honey mustard. Better than BBQ sauce. However I can't make that claim for the use you propose, for the record.

Both sound too acidic, and charcoal dust might be too gritty. I'd have to try it to be sure and my SO does not have an oral fetish so I don't see it happening anytime soon.

 

[Statius]

Both sound too acidic, and charcoal dust might be too gritty. I'd have to try it to be sure and my SO does not have an oral fetish so I don't see it happening anytime soon.

I'd probably avoid charcoal dust. Sounds like sand in places it doesn't belong, and maybe harder to clean out?

Every time we talk our conversations get weirder and weirder, you notice that?

Has this thread ever taken some very strange turns.