The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[topace]

I could post on this thread every day.

No girlfriend, and no likelihood of getting one any time soon. Besides, I don't go for sex right away, I want to work on a relationship first.

Sex alone is a bad way to start (or cement) a relationship IMHO.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Getting close to five years...

 

[Saxon Stonedyke]

........

 

[ElizabethWest]

Getting close to five years...

Damn, Thee. I thought I could always count on you to have gone without longer than me.

Closing in on seven years...

 

[Laydia]

yes,

Fuck yes I got laid today- Took what I wanted.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Damn, Thee. I thought I could always count on you to have gone without longer than me.

Closing in on seven years...

I had sex back on November 7, 2007. It was the one time in the last 17 years, and I didn't even orgasm

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I had sex back on November 7, 2007. It was the one time in the last 17 years, and I didn't even orgasm

Trying to do the math, how old are you?

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Oh yeah. Haven't gotten properly laid in two months.

Also, I've only orgasm'd twice with guys ever. On my own it's easy.

 

[topace]

27.5 years old and still a virgin.

That's worse than anyone bitchin' on this thread.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Trying to do the math, how old are you?

I had sex seven times in 1995 when I was 19. Then again in 2007 when I was 32. Now I am 37, and still looking...

27.5 years old and still a virgin.

That's worse than anyone bitchin' on this thread.

You would be surprised at how much more you want sex after actually having had it.

 

[topace]

I had sex seven times in 1995 when I was 19. Then again in 2007 when I was 32. Now I am 37, and still looking...



You would be surprised at how much more you want sex after actually having had it.

*snorts*

 

[PennLady]

Oh yeah. Haven't gotten properly laid in two months.

Also, I've only orgasm'd twice with guys ever. On my own it's easy.

Please. I went through nearly my entire 20s without having sex. Two months is nothing.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Well, this is the 'I didn't get laid TODAY' thread.

Two months qualifies for me to be able to bitch on this thread. Just not as bitterly as some.

 

[PennLady]

Well, this is the 'I didn't get laid TODAY' thread.

Two months qualifies for me to be able to bitch on this thread. Just not as bitterly as some.

Point taken. Suppose I shouldn't say much since Mr Penn and I ... well, never mind.

 

[TinyBeth]

Not getting laid today I fear. Husband is in a bad mood.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I had sex back on November 7, 2007. It was the one time in the last 17 years, and I didn't even orgasm

February 2006 for me. Sorry yours wasn't so enjoyable. Mine was fucking awesome.

And of course, I orgasm all the time. Don't care if I'm having them alone.

 

[Bourguit]

Heya!

I just had to add to this thread...too funny and kind of sad, like my life. Awwww. lol

I didn't get laid today and for...awhile. So sad, too bad.

 

[ILmonamour]

Some nights, you just need to take a breather

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Why don't we take all of the lonely people from AH...

... and put them TOGETHER!

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/277/genius-meme.png

 

[Tarakin]

Why don't we take all of the lonely people from AH...

... and put them TOGETHER!

That would be great!

 

[Cruel2BKind]

February 2006 for me. Sorry yours wasn't so enjoyable. Mine was fucking awesome.

And of course, I orgasm all the time. Don't care if I'm having them alone.

Most of my orgasms are alone.

The two I had with others both came from oral sex.

And guys wonder why I get mad when they say that they 'don't do that'.

 

[topace]

Still a 27.5 year old virgin here!

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Still a 27.5 year old virgin here!

We get it, you win.

What a sad contest, though.

 

[ElizabethWest]

That would be great!

Hi Tarakin.

 

[ElizabethWest]

We get it, you win.

What a sad contest, though.

Are we having a contest? Really hope I lose.