The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[YoursSINSerely]

Sweetie! Thanks!

I needed that, but I'm still here for another day.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Nine un-fucken years this month!

Believe it or not--I went seventeen years with none.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I just had a 'flu jab.
I know exactly what you mean.

I would give you hug even if you were contagious, HP.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I'm still here.

 

[Dual_Triode]

I'm still here.

The gang's all here. Which tends to prove we're not all there.

Your drought will end soon.

 

[_Lynn_]

Still here.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I only left once, a long time ago...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

The gang's all here. Which tends to prove we're not all there.

Your drought will end soon.

Promise?

 

[Dual_Triode]

Promise?

*grunts with eyes closed while pressing my temples*
There. I just altered the space-time continuum. Something will surely happen now.
If I could, I would give you a big hug. And maybe what you need. Until then, my supernatural powers will have to suffice.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

*grunts with eyes closed while pressing my temples*
There. I just altered the space-time continuum. Something will surely happen now.
If I could, I would give you a big hug. And maybe what you need. Until then, my supernatural powers will have to suffice.

Oh I think I felt something.

Thanks.

 

[SweetMaj]

I did get laid today in my fantasy...

 

[sophia jane]

Just resurrecting this thread because I'd hate for it to die. And also cuz I haven't been laid today.

 

[Handley_Page]

Hands up all who have NOT got laid in, say, the last month ?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hands up all who have NOT got laid in, say, the last month ?

November 2007

 

[Angellica1612]

Why do I feel compelled to out myself?? Oh, well. It's been, let's see...about 5 years. Gag! In my defense, I don't have sex outside of a committed relationship. The last one ended badly and then my Dad got sick and both parents passed away and my whole world collapsed for a while. On the plus side, the next guy will be luckier than all those in the past because I'm going to be much more adventurous than I've been before. Now where the hell is he??

 

[TxRad]

Why do I feel compelled to out myself?? Oh, well. It's been, let's see...about 5 years. Gag! In my defense, I don't have sex outside of a committed relationship. The last one ended badly and then my Dad got sick and both parents passed away and my whole world collapsed for a while. On the plus side, the next guy will be luckier than all those in the past because I'm going to be much more adventurous than I've been before. Now where the hell is he??

*Cue the whistling in the dark. *

 

[Jake_Knight]

I'm not sure.

Like a month? It's so sporadic and not so fulfilling I'd better not post here, else, even my foursquare will seem inactive in comparison.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I've always had a love/hate relationship with this thread.

 

[Angellica1612]

*Cue the whistling in the dark. *

Pay my way to Texas and I'm yours

 

[mynameisben]

If I had a nickel for every woman who told me I'd be "luckier than all those [other guys] in the past," well.. I'd have one counterfeit nickel.

 

[Angellica1612]

If I had a nickel for every woman who told me I'd be "luckier than all those [other guys] in the past," well.. I'd have one counterfeit nickel.

I'd never deal in counterfeit, Ben

 

[LucyH]

Me either.

But at least I have some pie. That's something, right?

 

[Handley_Page]

Me either.

But at least I have some pie. That's something, right?

Well, food's good. . . .

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I did not.

 

[LucyH]

Well, food's good. . . .

It is. I had pie again today.