The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[SamScribble]

It is. I had pie again today.

I'm assuming that 'pie' is some sort of euphemism. Right?

 

[LucyH]

I'm assuming that 'pie' is some sort of euphemism. Right?

No, it's pie. Pumpkin, to be exact.

No sex today, but at least there was pie. It wasn't all bad.

 

[PossibleSlut]

Didn't because I'm at home with the flu. Three days, no sex.

 

[sdnt]

Yeah, I didn't get laid today.

 

[tolyk]

Been over a week now.. I've had a thrown back, and the wife has had morning/evening sickness, no lovings for us

 

[Handley_Page]

Still no go here either.

 

[SweetMaj]

I expect to get laid tonight.

 

[sdnt]

Slept my day away, haha.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I can already see that it isn't going to happen today.

 

[Handley_Page]

I can already see that it isn't going to happen today.

Same here !

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I can already see that it isn't going to happen this year.

 

[_Lynn_]

Nothing happening here.

 

[sdnt]

Still no freakin luck.

 

[morninwould]

Still no freakin luck.

stay that way and its bound to happen

 

[Tarakin]

no luck here also

 

[Angellica1612]

If the world ends in December and I haven't gotten laid by then, I'm going to be really, really pissed.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I talked to a woman yesterday, but no, I did not get laid.

 

[rengadeirishman]

2 years 1 month and change. No luck.

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

If the world ends in December and I haven't gotten laid by then, I'm going to be really, really pissed.

If the world ends in December, I'm going to owe a lot of people money.

And yeah, it's been a while...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Months? People talk about months like it's a dry spell? I've had sex once in the last 16 1/2 years, 8 times my entire life, and people are complaining about months?

 

[Handley_Page]

Months? People talk about months like it's a dry spell? I've had sex once in the last 16 1/2 years, 8 times my entire life, and people are complaining about months?

With a muscle car like yours, I'd have thought they were lining up for a ride. . . .

 

[TheeGoatPig]

With a muscle car like yours, I'd have thought they were lining up for a ride. . . .

When I smile at a woman that I am attracted to, I get a return look as if I have the plague. I only get smiles back if they are married, twice my age, or are larger than I am.

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I don't remember even talking to any women today...

 

[Angellica1612]

I got screwed, but not laid

 

[ElizabethWest]

Nope. Story of my life.

 

[Handley_Page]

Same here