The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[Munachi]

well i will be here for tomorrow too...

 

[JustImagineMe]

Not me, not today, not yesterday, not tomorrow

 

[fieryjen]

Away from the husband for a few days, so I'll poke my head in.

*gives out Snickerdoodles*

 

[The_Darkness]

Away from the husband for a few days, so I'll poke my head in.

*gives out Snickerdoodles*

If I'd have known you were bringing cookies, I'd have picked up more milk at the store...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Away from the husband for a few days, so I'll poke my head in.

*gives out Snickerdoodles*

Mmm... Snickerdoodles...

*wants sex and snickerdoodles*

*appears to be getting neither*

 

[CWatson]

...Snickersex?

...Sexrdoodles?

...Sorry, I'll be here until thursday.

 

[TitianaPeaks]

Nope, no sex for me today

 

[_Lynn_]

Not even close . . .

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[Munachi]

i have no idea what snickerdoodles are.

and no sex for me this weekend, or until friday.

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[CWatson]

There's a Playboy channel?

Wow. Learn something new every day...

In lieu of getting laid, I've been playing a pretty complicated video game called Wild Arms XF ("XF" is supposed to mean "Crossfire" somehow, but we don't believe it). It's a "Tactical RPG", meaning it's like chess except that you get to design your own pieces and what they can do. This game has a "Throw" option, where you can pick up enemy soldiers and fling them around. Obviously, this hurts them, but even better, sometimes you can toss them onto islands or down cliffs or otherwise get them to a place where they can't harm you for a while. I've been using it a lot. It's incredibly useful for crowd control. Plus, with the right combination of skills, you can set it up so that you can throw your guys around without hurting them, which adds to your mobility!

(It's pretty cool, but I'd still rather be getting laid.)

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[CWatson]

Well, considering the extreme lack of romantic options in my life right now, I'm liable to be here for quite a while yet...

 

[_Lynn_]

I may as well move in, since it's never gonna happen.

 

[The_Darkness]

I'm here for the night. Bartender, I'll have a beer...something high alcohol and microbrew...

 

[Isid]

Good grief, this is where I live.... and for a bit while more it seems...

 

[The_Darkness]

Good grief, this is where I live.... and for a bit while more it seems...

Bah...bullshit, move your chair over to Last and you might as well have some company while not getting laid..

 

[Isid]

Lmfao!!!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm not allowed to meet single women.

 

[Dragonlipz]

Dammit, I'm sorry, I did get laid today and I didn't even have to initiate the encounter....
My dad always told me that getting through life takes more than just a hardon and opportunity..... I'm sure he was right but it's always worked so far......

 

[_Lynn_]

I could get laid, but by someone I don't want, while waiting for someone I do. Ironic, isn't it.

 

[The_Darkness]

I could get laid, but by someone I don't want, while waiting for someone I do. Ironic, isn't it.

There's no irony in being picky.

Why don't you pull up a seat on my lap and tell me all about it....

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[Dragonlipz]

I'm not so picky - 'if ya can't be with the one ya love, love the one yer with'.......some minor poet wrote that in the last century.......
Always love the one yer with, ya never know if you'll ever get to be with the one ya love....