The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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I had a lot of fun today.

A few months ago I had a brainstorm on a new song for the church I go to, and today I finally got the right crew together to record a decent version of it. Of course, this effort was plagued by massive inefficiencies in teaching music (which I'm bad at), and technical difficulties when either my MBox or my external hard drive decided it didn't want to co-operate. We squeezed by just under the wire, and if we'd had even ten minutes more we could've made it sound a fair bit better.

Then I went to my friend's graduation recital. I was five minutes late. But she sounded good. And most of my friends from the vocal band I'm in were there (which is unsurprising, as she's best friends with one of them and dating another).

Then I went to get dinner at Togo's. Standing in line took up 20 of my dinner break's 30 minutes. Then the remaining members of the vocal band arrived and we rehearsed.

Then my other friend's graduation recital happened. He's a member of the band and wrote some of our arrangements, so we sang there as a showcase. Then we dashed off because the we had also been asked to sing at the university's Drag Show, and the recital ended about 30 minutes before we had to be ready--fully rehearsed, and (perhaps more pertinently) fully dressed.

I had to borrow a dress from my mom. It made me feel like I was in Oregon Trail. Thankfully, though, two of the girls brought a lot of extra dresses, and I borrowed one. I was told by its owner that I looked better in it than she (the owner) herself did. (That was definitely a first for me.) Then we rehearsed at high speed, and then hung around--because we weren't the only a cappella group, the new all-female group had also been brought in. It was their first performance, and they asked me to write them a version of I Kissed A Girl just for the show. I was happy to oblige, especially since they paid me. (Come to think of it, they still owe me $20 of it. They said they'd get it to me today, but one of their friends got puking drunk before the show even started and they were preoccupied.) They did a good job from a technical standpoint, but the song had no attitude, which is a mistake under any circumstances but especially when trying to sing a song which depends solely on sex to sell itself. (I'll have to drop them some hints.)

Then my group went on and we brought the house down; it's what we do. (What we lack in talent we make up for in popularity; we're two years older, more exposed and more talented.) Then I chilled with a few of them over food for over an hour. Then I drove home.

It's blessedly quiet here, which is nice after 11 hours of non-stop music, friends and chaos. But it's also dreadfully silent here. And I can't help feeling like there should be someone else's voice in the room, someone else's breath against my own. A shoulder to lean against, clean flowery hair to smell. A back to curl up against in the night, a breast to cup without either of us noticing I'm doing it. A smile and a whisper and warmth that will still be there in the morning.

I'm tired of being alone, and I'm tired of being prospectless, and I'm tired of being hopeless. But on Thursday my band had another concert--a full-blown one, just us and nobody else--and for the first time we performed a song that I wrote, completely original. It was about unrequited love, about being in that uncertain place where you know you need to make your feelings clear but haven't been able to yet. And it was a lot easier to write than I like to admit.

The sun will come out tomorrow. That is the hope we hold in our hearts. But, in actuality, I'm told that the weather report predicts rain.

(Oh, and, a lot of boardies have been coming onto me lately. They never seem to notice the disclaimer that the girl in my AV is not me--in fact, more of them have PM'd me after I put it there. One just hit me up who has 0 posts to his name. Good times.)
 
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I worked all day. In the early evening I found out that the person I was relying on to run a business which I'm hoping will end my dependence on a regular job, isn't even planning to do half the work I expected of her. And just as we're going into high gear on the project.

Got home late and set up to make a recording of one of my old songs so I can work on it. But I started feeling weak and had to eat something. Then I got to playing and I had forgotten how to make the change in rhythm on one of the sections work (or I'd never done it right in the first place), so I worked on it for little while. My roommate didn't seem to care that it was fucked up, he just liked the boldness and humor of the song.

By then it was past midnight and I was too beat - I couldn't play for more than a minute without making a mistake, so I decided to call it a night.

But I'm still up because... well let's put it this way, I'm sitting in bed by myself again, and I'm online on Literotica at 1:24am... Looking for some kind of cool interaction.
 
I'm away from home and family (almost to two weeks now) on business and I miss my wife. Although I talk to her each day allowing for the 7 hours time difference I miss her like crazy. she is the rock i rely upon, I miss my children (6, 5 and 1) mand the oldest is asking when i am comming home. Thursday cant come quickly enough.

So no didnt get laid today ;-( but absense mkes the heart grow stronger etc. so when I do get home then looking forward to some normality.

I love to interact on lit. just to have human contact and it makes me smile to see all the poeple here talk (and listen) with honesty (most people here anyhow) - keep up the good work.
 
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Quiet and I generally .. try not to make a big noise. This .. is something I'll shyly comment on though.

Between .. the problems with the SO's kidney's .. which with ANY kind of enjoyable bed/couch/you get the point activity .. it causes him pain. More minorly, my current cold.

I miss the comfortable midnight .. sleepy eyed .. moments. I do .. hope .. really hope .. that the specialist he is seeing .. can fix this.
 
If you post and don't qualify, then you have to, umm. Hmm. I dunno. But you have to do something. You could offer to seduce a fellow thread member, but, that might be pushing it. Write a new story, maybe? That's more realistic. :D

Yes, that's what happens if you post if you don't qualify. Yes.

Damn! I must have turned right.:D

*see above*:rolleyes:
 
Sorry about the wall; my brakes failed and I crashed in.
Oh yes, and I didn't get laid
 
Today or yesterday or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that, even.

But who's counting?
 
Today or yesterday or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that or the day before that, even.

But who's counting?

I'm not.

(...Course, it'd take several thousand peoples' hands to list. I mean, the last time there was intercourse that involved me, I was getting conceived. :rolleyes: But, let's think about something less eewie-eewie-eewie-inducing...)
 
Sorry for y'all, I did get laid today......it started very early with a pair of hungry, feminine lips on my cock....
 
Sorry for y'all, I did get laid today......it started very early with a pair of hungry, feminine lips on my cock....

If you post and don't qualify, then you have to, umm. Hmm. I dunno. But you have to do something. You could offer to seduce a fellow thread member, but, that might be pushing it. Write a new story, maybe? That's more realistic. :D

Here you go . . . :rolleyes:
 
no.....and counting.......lost count....might have start over.....seems like a lot of work though.
 
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