The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[like2pleez]

Here is a place I don't like to post! I think we all need together for a orgy!

 

[PrincessErin]

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[CWatson]

Besides, the male-to-female ratio on this thread is like 2:1. An orgy might get... Awkward.

(Sorry, mad realist over here.)

 

[bsergi1]

I've got to get out of here... out of here... out of here...
I've got to get out of here... out of here... out of here...
Hello?... Hello?...

*avoids Airplane echo joke as best he can*

Sorry, Goat Guy! I tried in Towaco, but had no takers for you. Not your fault, and not mine, either. Their lose, buddy. We'll have to move on to the next state.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[Tarakin]

How would it get awkward? (I can't believe I'm about to say this) I mean there are at least 3 holes for a woman right? So even if there were a 3 to 1 ratio everyone would get something right?

I certainly have to find that Canadian castle!

 

[PrincessErin]

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[_Lynn_]

Here. Still. For a while. Waiting. Yet.

(This is a recording. I'm tired of saying it myself.)

 

[YoursSINSerely]

moved

 

[Submissioness]

Shit, I only get it once a month. And I'm a newly wed 26 yr old female!!

 

[PrincessErin]

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[ORCAA]

wow poor thing you lol ............... some Master you have

 

[CWatson]

Shit, I only get it once a month. And I'm a newly wed 26 yr old female!!

That's really lame. What the heck does your husband do (or think he has to do) that's more important than getting it on with his beloved bride?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I could kill for once a month, or year even.

 

[CWatson]

I kissed a girl, and I liked it.

This news-post brought to you by the letter "CWatson did not get laid this week. Or, for that matter, actually kiss a girl. Instead, he finished writing a country song (whose lyrics still need tweaking) and then received his first-ever paid commission, to do an entry-level all-vocal arrangement of the aforementioned Katy Perry single. Which he should have turned down, because that song sucks, only he needs the money. (He needs to get laid, too, but there are less things available to help with that.)"

Also, congrats, Submissioness, for getting enough posts for an avatar.

 

[Submissioness]

Yeah, thanks, my dear Watson!! Do you like it?

 

[CWatson]

Yes, actually, it's quite... umm... Intriguing. I'm interested by the choice to crop in the place on the upper body you did: most people on this site would have gone higher and, err, revealed more. (Of course, most people on this site are guys. )

...Aaaand you're married, so maybe I shouldn't be making these comments to you, lest an irate husband show up at my door with a shotgun. ^_^;;;

 

[Munachi]

oh but often erotic is more what you don't show than what you show. the problem is, that most people don't get that... but i still think, that something that leaves room for imagination (be it story, film, picture, whatever) can be a lot hotter than something that reveals every little detail...


anyway, waiting for friday... somehow ldrs seem to consist mainly of waiting...

 

[PrincessErin]

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[Austin8]

Still here. Yep. Hubbie going to Denmark for a week. He's leaving Wednesday. I guess no sex until he gets back.

If only I could find that castle...

 

[Handley_Page]

Maybe we should go in on box seats? Then at least we won't be alone in here!

Hi Furry!

No, you are not alone.

 

[_Lynn_]

Here. Still. For a while. Waiting. Yet.

(This is a recording.)

 

[PrincessErin]

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[TheeGoatPig]

Laid? I don't think I know of this "laid" that you speak of. I may have at one point oh so long ago, but that was so far in the past was it even worth remembering?

 

[CWatson]

Gruz. >_<

Though, on the upside, having all these hormones and nowhere to put them has been pretty beneficial to my writing!