The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[TheeGoatPig]

I could post daily right now, but that looks pathetic.

Indeed. And after the first year, what's the point?

 

[_Lynn_]

Indeed. And after the first year, what's the point?

Right.

Other than adding to our post count.

 

[CWatson]

Like you guys need post counts. =P

Still not king. Even worse, my date was cancelled. At first we were going to go for dinner on Friday, but that was a bad idea due to extreme schedule congestion (we were both in a concert that took three hours to perform) and the fact that she just got her wisdom teeth out, meaning it's hard for her to, you know, chew. So we set it for this afternoon instead. But now something has come up and she had to pull out of that too.

Ah well.

(Not that I was going to get laid anyway, 'cuz she's one of the semi-crazy Christians I'm supposed to not date anymore. ...Which leaves me high and dry, 'cuz they're the only ones who will date me.)

 

[_Lynn_]

Like you guys need post counts. =P

Still not king. Even worse, my date was cancelled. At first we were going to go for dinner on Friday, but that was a bad idea due to extreme schedule congestion (we were both in a concert that took three hours to perform) and the fact that she just got her wisdom teeth out, meaning it's hard for her to, you know, chew. So we set it for this afternoon instead. But now something has come up and she had to pull out of that too.

Ah well.

(Not that I was going to get laid anyway, 'cuz she's one of the semi-crazy Christians I'm supposed to not date anymore. ...Which leaves me high and dry, 'cuz they're the only ones who will date me.)

At least you planned a date.


Still here. Taking up my spot.

 

[JagFarlane]

At least you planned a date.


Still here. Taking up my spot.

Ditto

 

[impressive]

I'll be here 'til Tuesday (when Bel gets home). Meanwhile, I did pick up a cool USB "massager" at the Fetish Fair yesterday ... oh, and a leather kilt.

 

[Belegon]

I'll be here 'til Tuesday (when Bel gets home). Meanwhile, I did pick up a cool USB "massager" at the Fetish Fair yesterday ... oh, and a leather kilt.

At least we are "here" together.

I miss you. I still love this town, but my home is where you are now.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

moved

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[sirhugs]

Oo I like this thread. I'm here forever I think. Yep forever. Glad I'm not alone.

unlesssss.... I find reason to visit Ottawa?

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[sirhugs]

Or I go visit Thunder Bay? hehe

how would I explain THAT to the two teenage sopns that live with me?

 

[_Lynn_]

Yup, I'm here. Still. For a while yet.

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[bsergi1]

Hello, again, ladies and gents!

 

[mellowyellows]

Yay....I get to post here again

 

[kendo1]

Damn! I shouldn't be in here.

 

[CWatson]

*ahem* A song:

Christ the Lord is risen today!
Ah-ah-ah-ah, it's a zo-ombie!!!
Earth and heaven in chorus say,
Ah-ah-ah-ah, it's a zo-ombie!!!
Raise your axe and shotgun high,
Heeere comes the zo-ombie!
Sing, to heav'n; and God's reply:
Ah-ah-ah-ah, CWatson has been too busy to get laid because he's been singing or rehearsing at church every day since Tuesday!

Thank you, I'll be here 'til I get laid. ...Which might be a while.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I have hopes for Wednesday.

 

[_Lynn_]

I have hopes for Wednesday.

I have hopes for a Wednesday, just not sure yet which week, month, or year.

 

[Tarakin]

Sometimes the wait gets long...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

moved

 

[secretme]

*sigh*

 

[slyc_willie]

*sigh*

*ahem*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I've got to get out of here... out of here... out of here...
I've got to get out of here... out of here... out of here...
Hello?... Hello?...

*avoids Airplane echo joke as best he can*