The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[TheeGoatPig]

yeah... The last week has made me very grateful for porn

 

[Dianthus]

is this board still active? or did you all get lucky?

 

[Leto Degeneres]

is this board still active? or did you all get lucky?

I'm lucky I'm still alive then?

 

[Dianthus]

I'm lucky I'm still alive then?

Okay, with a score of 1 to 10, I am a full 10 grateful to be alive.

I feel lucky that the sky is blue and full of sunshine and that I am here, at home, with my interweb and all the people that live in it to amuse me on my sick day.

But I'm still somewhat frustrated with the lack of sex.

 

[Leto Degeneres]

Okay, with a score of 1 to 10, I am a full 10 grateful to be alive.

I feel lucky that the sky is blue and full of sunshine and that I am here, at home, with my interweb and all the people that live in it to amuse me on my sick day.

But I'm still somewhat frustrated with the lack of sex.

Interweb

I haven't heard that since I watched "Corner Gas". THAT is something I miss about Canada for sure. My kind of humor...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

is this board still active? or did you all get lucky?

Could most likely post in here every day for the rest of my life. That would be boring. Almost as boring as not getting laid for the rest of my life.

 

[Dianthus]

Could most likely post in here every day for the rest of my life. That would be boring. Almost as boring as not getting laid for the rest of my life.

I see your point. Selfishly, I just wanted some company. You know, the kind misery loves...

 

[miss_trust]

i could easily join you, TGP, in posting daily... but alas - it gets old fast... just like not having sex gets old fast... wait, that got old a lot faster... harumph...

off to search the Wondernet for something unvalentinesey... weeeeeeeeeee!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

moved

 

[Chantilyvamp]

i seriously can't remember the last time 3-4 weeks maybe, been awhile. Well least for me (I dont think it counts to have given 3 bj's in 4 days last weekend early this week)...well other than my own hands. Maybe that will get changed soon.

 

[CWatson]

I'm still here. But too busy to notice how laid I'm not getting. Somehow, I ended up in charge of my school's Singing Valentines efforts this year, so I've been CEO'ing the project both on the ground floor (running the booth) and at the top (organization, clearing up discrepancies, whip-cracking, etc) for the past week. Between Wednesday and Friday I think I spent more time on campus than I did everywhere else combined. (I definitely spent more time on the project than than the other four "CEO"s combined. I mean, two of them are in sororities. What kind of work are we gonna get out of them?)

So we delivered from 10 AM to 6 PM yesterday, and then afterwards I was supposed to go to a friend's party. But the only good reason would've been to maybe meet this girl I kind of like, and I was exhausted. And it turns out she decided not to come in the first place. So, no skin off my back. But no laid either. (And in eight minutes I leave to do some more singing...)

 

[sophia jane]

Despite not being regular posters to this thread in many months, Logophile and I are STILL the top posters in this thread.

That's a little scary.


Oh. Also no more getting laid for me. Losing the boyfriend kinda killed that, with no one on the horizon. Altho, maybe in Chicago....

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Despite not being regular posters to this thread in many months, Logophile and I are STILL the top posters in this thread.

That's a little scary.

That's only because I am tired of complaining about it.

Ok, not that tired of complaining

I am still a permanent resident of this topic. I still feel like it will be forever and a day until the next time I never get laid again.

 

[bb_peaks]

Oh Look! Another place to add my mark. Although I'm not so sure this is the place I wanna be posting in that often.

 

[_Lynn_]

I wonder if there's some kind of bonus for a life-time membership here?

 

[CWatson]

I would only care about said bonus if it helped get me laid.

 

[Munachi]

does internet sex count as sex?

 

[CWatson]

Seems to me that the only person who can answer that question is you. *wry smile*

It's all about personal standards. Because I've never actually had intercourse, I still count myself a virgin, even though I've had intimate knowledge of a woman--of more than one woman, actually--over the course of my life. Plus, I write porn. I may have never had sex, but I'm not innocent either. But where do I fall? And what about the various oral and manual fumblings that have gone on between myself and my (erstwhile) partners? How do they factor into my life?--or, perhaps more pertinently, into this thread? I have made claims here that I have never had sex in my life. This is simultaneously true and untrue. But when you get down to it, I don't really count the various oral-and-manual-fumblings, because in the end they didn't amount to much--an orgasm for me each time, yes, but I've had enough of those that they aren't really noteworthy anymore, even when they aren't self-administered; and the one girl and I decided that we made better friends than lovers; and the other, well... You know how teenagers are when they're horny. (And if you don't, don't ask me, because I still don't forgive myself for pressuring her like that.)

In the meanwhile, still not king. Working on how to approach this one girl, though. --For a relationship, not just for sex. Though, judging by the conversations we've had so far, one might not be far distant from the other in her book. Ah well, I shan't complain either way.

 

[Lady Reiha]

W00T! I'm officially back with a new track record of 2 months ^-^".

I'm seeing my favorite regulars here! *waves to all*

 

[CWatson]

Working on how to approach this one girl, though. --For a relationship, not just for sex. Though, judging by the conversations we've had so far, one might not be far distant from the other in her book. Ah well, I shan't complain either way.

Ooh, I found her LiveJournal through one of our mutual friends!

Evidently, she's just starting out a pretty serious relationship!

Ha-ha, look at me fail!

DUIAWH9P28HL12IOJ!@w@&*(fqyh

 

[Lady Reiha]

Ooh, I found her LiveJournal through one of our mutual friends!

Evidently, she's just starting out a pretty serious relationship!

Ha-ha, look at me fail!

DUIAWH9P28HL12IOJ!@w@&*(fqyh

*hugs*

 

[Munachi]

well i will post here today, but i won't post tomorrow, i hope...

 

[past_perfect]

well i will post here today, but i won't post tomorrow, i hope...

Definitely not.

 

[redpaint]

Log: date 02/18/09 Day 1,825.

Have been so loing have forgotten What getting Laid means. Pron has taken over what sex life I have to help keep it on some kind of alife support, seems to be falling as the days go by.

Big Willie has now be came Wee Willie and spends ore time looking down at the floor Than anything eles. The poor guy never goes out anymore, but insted stays hide behind locked doors.

 

[infinity706]

I guess I can post here since I haven't gotten any today, right? I'm up to day 2, now.