The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[TheeGoatPig]

i see... well, i think an 18 year old or even a 21 year old guy would be much too young for me... also, after the sex is over, i would wonder what to talk about with them...

anyway - the guy from the other time texted me today to ask if i have time to meet up. i didn't, but i suppose this might mean i'll be hearing from him more often now. well then...

I am mentally and emotionally young though, so talk isn't a problem. I chat quite regularly with younger women. I just can't get any of them to find me attractive...

And this one is quite an intelligent young lady. I'm surprised that she isn't in the shop fixing cars along side her father.

 

[CWatson]

i'll refrain from admitting to how long it's been - but it's probably been longer than any of y'all *sigh*

If the last time you had it was, "Ever," then don't worry, it's more recent than me.

 

[restless_bob]

It's been a couple of weeks... I'm horny as hell.

 

[miss_trust]

If the last time you had it was, "Ever," then don't worry, it's more recent than me.

lol - i hope that's a personal choice on your part... for me, yes, used to have sex at least once a day... *sigh* oh, the years gone by... and i'm freaking young, damnit! *indignant glare in the general direction of my SO*

to be honest, still haven't had sex & it's now well over 3 years - yippee.... *sighingforlosttime*

 

[CWatson]

Well, one could say that it is a personal choice in that I do not have to date the sort of girl who waits until marriage. Of course, calling laws of attraction a "personal choice" is a bit of a stretch. *rolleyes*

 

[Munachi]

well no sex today so far, but going climbing instead, and to the sauna afterwards, that is almost as good.

 

[wehstar]

I shook a woman's hand today. Does that count?

That depends... was it a long, sensual handshake, or brief and firm?

 

[LittlePenisInPA]

it's been 16 days.... celebrating the arrival of the New Year was the last time.

 

[miss_trust]

still nada... this is dandy - i am no longer left or right brained, i'm sex brained because of the lack of sex... it's an interesting phenomenon - one i'd willingly take part in a study about - IF the study promised sex as a reward

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm never getting laid again

 

[restless_bob]

Had a busy weekend, but still no sex. Part of my brain encourages me to just go mount the nearest female, but then I remember it's not socially acceptable...

 

[Munachi]

i have to start over with counting again. day two right now.

 

[CWatson]

I had a sex dream the other night. ...Well, if by "sex" we mean, "kissing," because that's about as far in as it got before my conscious mind went, "Wait, that can't be right," and I woke up. Really, it was a "falling in love" dream, which is what I miss most.

If I lose my virginity on November 30, 2010, it'll be on the ten-thousandth day of my life exactly. Frankly, I'm tempted, as a publicity stunt if nothing else. Maybe I too can sell my maidenhead on the Intarweb!

(I am so bored to have calculated that out.)

 

[DecadentAngel]

I'm never getting laid again

Sure you will! Best thing to do is just stop thinking about it. Stop worrying about finding someone. Usually, once you do, it happens.




Not gotten laid today yet, but I have ambitions.

 

[Munachi]

nothing here. and since there are less than two hours left today and i am babysitting, i can say quite safely that nothing in that direction will happen today.

 

[miss_trust]

*sighs & wallows in self pity for a couple seconds*

yup, still nothing... over 3 years and counting... anyone have an idea of when i need to stop counting?

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Been a while.

Does anyone else think that the longer it's been, the more vivid your written descriptions of it?

Or would you say that the opposite is true?

 

[Munachi]

well since i just got up, nothng today so far. unlikely to happen, too. then again, i did get laid yesterday, so i guess i shouldn't complain.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Nope. Not even close. Not unless you count a woman saying "hello" this morning.

 

[_Lynn_]

I'm still here for a while longer . . .

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Today was good!

 

[miss_trust]

today is yet another good day to not have sex........... i suppose it'd be a good day to have sex too but i won't know that one unless something entirely unexpected occurs... oh joy - hoping for the unexpected.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Not at any point in the last...ummm..crap I cant remember how long it's been.

 

[miss_trust]

oh goody - another one.... i've had more hobbies than i can count, trying to keep my mind off this lack-of-sex thing... they're not doing the trick.

 

[miss_trust]

still aching... and not too hopeful anything will change before, on or after VDay - just another way to make some of us look dead in the eyes of what we want but don't have... then again, a nice day for some...