The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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yui said:So much for the "all guys are always horny" theory. I would set you up with my ex, he's always horny, but he sort of likes girls. Sorry.
Though, thinking about it, you could try that beer thing with him...he's way cute and kind of short (only 5' 10" – didn't you say you liked shorter guys? Or did I dream that?
Kind of short! Hey, I'm ONLY 5'10"ish myself and that isn't short, is it?
I'm the runt, all the other males in my family are six feet.
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tolyk said:
Braggart!
J/K, congrats!
carsonshepherd said:Kind of short! Hey, I'm ONLY 5'10"ish myself and that isn't short, is it?
What's that expression? "I thought you'd be bigger."
I'm joking! You're not short.
I'm about 5' 6", so you're taller than I am. You and Dave are about the same height so you could be nose to nose and toes to toes…
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Checking in. I belong on this thread so often, I've got my own parking space.
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Evil Alpaca said:
FUZZBALL!
28 days left for me...
i know i shouldnt count down now but i cant help it.
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vella_ms said:
Oh sure, come to this thread and just rub your upcoming happiness in our faces.
Seriously, verrah verrah hap-e for you.
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I'm still holding my place on this thread... but happily
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I'm still not getting laid.
Considering how stressed and frustrated I am, it's probably a good thing. The poor guy would be wearing bruises for a week at least.
Considering how stressed and frustrated I am, it's probably a good thing. The poor guy would be wearing bruises for a week at least.
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Hey, some guys like that.Celtic Princess said:I'm still not getting laid.
Considering how stressed and frustrated I am, it's probably a good thing. The poor guy would be wearing bruises for a week at least.
I'll almost surely get laid tonight since it's Valentines Day and the bf will be romancing me. Unless of course he falls asleep on me or ends up working late.
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OhMissScarlett said:Hey, some guys like that.
I'll almost surely get laid tonight since it's Valentines Day and the bf will be romancing me. Unless of course he falls asleep on me or ends up working late.
Some guys do, aye. Makes me feel a little bad afterwards though. I'm not a violent person, or particularly into inflicting pain.
I hope you have a blast, and I really hope he doesn't fall asleep on you. Since you are fairly certain you're getting laid today, you have obligations to the rest of us that aren't. *nods*
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My OTHER thread . . .
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Evil Alpaca said:
25 days
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vella_ms said:
Ya just GOTTA keep throwin' that back in my face, don't ya?
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Evil Alpaca said:Ya just GOTTA keep throwin' that back in my face, don't ya?
yes
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vella_ms said:
(BTW, I read your poem and voted. Very . . . cleansing.
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It's 6:00 p.m. and the bf is already asleep.Liar said:
I should've moved to Sweden when I had the chance.
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thank you sweetheart.Evil Alpaca said:
(BTW, I read your poem and voted. Very . . . cleansing.
i started your latest but damn its ganna take me a while to read. ive only gotten through one page...
but i will finish, i swear.
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