The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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OhMissScarlett said:
Good morning! I have coffee and fresh baked muffins, woohoo!

Your muffins look very nice this morning..

Uh, I mean.. that would be delightful, thank you :)
 
Fucked up this editing thing again...

Just see my quote down below...

*wanders off, grumbling about her computer illiteracy.*
 
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logophile said:
Me thinks someone is skating by on a technicality...

Anyway, Good morning. Glad to see everyone. I just love this place... *giggles*

Till later... :kiss:
 
I'm right there with ya. The wife and I are still seperated, and will be for a long time. I do hope you have the gallon size ice cream bucket.
 
rikaaim said:
I'm right there with ya. The wife and I are still seperated, and will be for a long time. I do hope you have the gallon size ice cream bucket.
I've got the gallon for y'all. I've even got chocolate syrup. Yum.
p.s. I haven't gotten laid either, it appears it's been given up for lent.
 
vella_ms said:
most definitely easier than having no end in sight.

Promise?


Ice Cream? Did someone say Ice Cream! I think that might even be better than popcorn! I'll bring the Magic Shell!
 
Well, I guess that means I have to bring the cherries. Or do one of you fine ladys think you can handle that? ;)

Who am I fooling, I know you gals don't have any cherries...
 
carsonshepherd said:
Oh hell. Make him give up "chicken soup" books instead :rolleyes:
Naw, I'm just kidding. He's giving up meat on Fridays. But since he's working all the time, it looks like I'm giving it up altogether.;)
 
logophile said:
Yeah, I'm sure that came as a big shock to everyone in this thread! ;)

*shocked expression*

Truly :)

Now, about those batteries.... ;)
 
tolyk said:
*shocked expression*

Truly :)

Now, about those batteries.... ;)

Don't start on me about the batteries again, Tol!
I made it perfectly clear several days ago in this very thread that if you would get your ass over here, you could do as you wished with my batteries. Until then, they're mine all mine and I'm lucky to have them!

:D
 
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