The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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The_Fool said:
That I would do.....We could follow it up with some good double bock from Germany or some Negra Mondelo...
NOW youre talkin!
god i love a beer you can chew!
Flying Dog is my fave at the moment.
Flying Dog
but im fickle and will change my mind without notice.
 
vella_ms said:
only if you buy me a pint.
shall not spend money on a pilsner. :p

did someone say.....SPANKING? *perk*
If you come to the pub with me, I'll buy you a pint and then spank you on the way home. :catroar:
 
vella_ms said:
ive never met up with a pilsner that was good.
so saying
bad pilsner is redundant. :p

Tol, sweetie... :catroar:

I do believe you are mocking my beer.. oh well, I just finished mocking american beer.. :p
 
OhMissScarlett said:
If you come to the pub with me, I'll buy you a pint and then spank you on the way home. :catroar:


Deal
ill be there
9 sharp.
*meow, baby, meow*
 
OhMissScarlett said:
:D
cool, sounds like I'll get to show my sassy valentines lingerie to someone after all!
im going to pick up Lucky on my way over
dont bother with the fancy panties sweetie
well only rip them off.
:devil:
 
vella_ms said:
yannow, one would think ive had enough sex
but one would be wrong
*squirm*
In your case, I agree. One would be wrong. Three or four would be right.
 
carsonshepherd said:
I missed more hot lesbian cyber action? Waah! :mad:
Naw, just some friendly spankings. *SPANK* There, one for you too.
 
Hmm.. instead of a dancing banana, I think lit could make good due with some more sexual themed smilies.. You know, like one getting spanked, etc etc..
 
tolyk said:
Hmm.. instead of a dancing banana, I think lit could make good due with some more sexual themed smilies.. You know, like one getting spanked, etc etc..
A spanked nana? You're such a freak.
 
tolyk said:
Why, thank you for noticing :)
See, didn't I say Liar wasa great guy?? :p
Well, his great guy is off to get himself laid...

...down onna bed and get some sleep.


Adieu for now.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
there's no such thing as too much. well, until the phone bill comes :eek:
ive got a great deal on the phone bill ever since i started that 976HOTBABE line.
the guys at the phone company can tap into the line as long as i never see a bill.
and
they say blondes are stupid :rolleyes:
 
vella_ms said:
ive got a great deal on the phone bill ever since i started that 976HOTBABE line.
the guys at the phone company can tap into the line as long as i never see a bill.
and
they say blondes are stupid :rolleyes:
:D I went the route of prepaid calling cards, a great gift for your favourite dirty talker.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
:D I went the route of prepaid calling cards, a great gift for your favourite dirty talker.
Yeah, that works well. Though, I've got a nice 1000 anytime long distance minutes on my calling plan.. to Canada or the States.. quite helpful I find..
 
OhMissScarlett said:
:D I went the route of prepaid calling cards, a great gift for your favourite dirty talker.
oh honey, thats for amatuers. but we all start somewhere.

btw
im so jealous:
You're sick, Scarlett. Sick. And disgusting.-Sub Joe
high honors if you ask me!
 
vella_ms said:
oh honey, thats for amatuers. but we all start somewhere.

btw
im so jealous:

high honors if you ask me!
high honors indeed. It's kind of like a blessing from the pope of porn.
 
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