The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[Guest]

That I would do.....We could follow it up with some good double bock from Germany or some Negra Mondelo...

NOW youre talkin!
god i love a beer you can chew!
Flying Dog is my fave at the moment.
Flying Dog
but im fickle and will change my mind without notice.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

only if you buy me a pint.
shall not spend money on a pilsner.

did someone say.....SPANKING? *perk*

If you come to the pub with me, I'll buy you a pint and then spank you on the way home.

 

[tolyk]

ive never met up with a pilsner that was good.
so saying
bad pilsner is redundant.

Tol, sweetie...

I do believe you are mocking my beer.. oh well, I just finished mocking american beer..

 

[Guest]

If you come to the pub with me, I'll buy you a pint and then spank you on the way home.

Deal
ill be there
9 sharp.
*meow, baby, meow*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Deal
ill be there
9 sharp.
*meow, baby, meow*

cool, sounds like I'll get to show my sassy valentines lingerie to someone after all!

 

[Guest]

cool, sounds like I'll get to show my sassy valentines lingerie to someone after all!

im going to pick up Lucky on my way over
dont bother with the fancy panties sweetie
well only rip them off.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

im going to pick up Lucky on my way over
dont bother with the fancy panties sweetie
well only rip them off.

I'm completely at your mercy. Yay!

 

[Guest]

I'm completely at your mercy. Yay!

yannow, one would think ive had enough sex
but one would be wrong
*squirm*

 

[tolyk]

yannow, one would think ive had enough sex
but one would be wrong
*squirm*

People can get enough sex?????

 

[NoJo]

yannow, one would think ive had enough sex
but one would be wrong
*squirm*

In your case, I agree. One would be wrong. Three or four would be right.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I missed more hot lesbian cyber action? Waah!

 

[tolyk]

I missed more hot lesbian cyber action? Waah!

Naw, just some friendly spankings. *SPANK* There, one for you too.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Naw, just some friendly spankings. *SPANK* There, one for you too.

yummy...

 

[tolyk]

Hmm.. instead of a dancing banana, I think lit could make good due with some more sexual themed smilies.. You know, like one getting spanked, etc etc..

 

[Liar]

Hmm.. instead of a dancing banana, I think lit could make good due with some more sexual themed smilies.. You know, like one getting spanked, etc etc..

A spanked nana? You're such a freak.

 

[tolyk]

A spanked nana? You're such a freak.

Why, thank you for noticing
See, didn't I say Liar wasa great guy??

 

[Liar]

Why, thank you for noticing
See, didn't I say Liar wasa great guy??

Well, his great guy is off to get himself laid...

...down onna bed and get some sleep.


Adieu for now.

 

[tolyk]

Well, this great guy is off to get himself laid...

...down onna bed and get some sleep.


Adieu for now.

G'night

 

[OhMissScarlett]

yannow, one would think ive had enough sex
but one would be wrong
*squirm*

there's no such thing as too much. well, until the phone bill comes

 

[tolyk]

there's no such thing as too much. well, until the phone bill comes

*chuckle* Very very good point.. heh..

 

[Guest]

there's no such thing as too much. well, until the phone bill comes

ive got a great deal on the phone bill ever since i started that 976HOTBABE line.
the guys at the phone company can tap into the line as long as i never see a bill.
and
they say blondes are stupid

 

[OhMissScarlett]

ive got a great deal on the phone bill ever since i started that 976HOTBABE line.
the guys at the phone company can tap into the line as long as i never see a bill.
and
they say blondes are stupid

I went the route of prepaid calling cards, a great gift for your favourite dirty talker.

 

[tolyk]

I went the route of prepaid calling cards, a great gift for your favourite dirty talker.

Yeah, that works well. Though, I've got a nice 1000 anytime long distance minutes on my calling plan.. to Canada or the States.. quite helpful I find..

 

[Guest]

I went the route of prepaid calling cards, a great gift for your favourite dirty talker.

oh honey, thats for amatuers. but we all start somewhere.

btw
im so jealous:

You're sick, Scarlett. Sick. And disgusting.-Sub Joe

high honors if you ask me!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

oh honey, thats for amatuers. but we all start somewhere.

btw
im so jealous:

high honors if you ask me!

high honors indeed. It's kind of like a blessing from the pope of porn.