Sensualdreamer
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The huckster thread...
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Ladies and gentlemen, let me offer you this little gem. She's sharp as a tack and a good cook to boot.Excuses, excusesYou didn't have to take the waffles you know
Also, I prefer the word "asscuse."
Sensualdreamer
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Ladies and gentlemen, let me offer you this little gem. She's sharp as a tack and a good cook to boot.
Also, I prefer the word "asscuse."
WTF Tek...you're trying to auction me off again
You may wanna go stump in the military thread...b/c I love a man in uniform 
I dunno if they'll let me sell on base.WTF Tek...you're trying to auction me off again
And, hell yes, again.
AuralFix
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I dunno if they'll let me sell on base.
And, hell yes, again.
Don't put her in the Duty Free shop, she'll sic the Marines on you...
I got a billion-dollar bid last night, so I'm good...
The price is right.Don't put her in the Duty Free shop, she'll sic the Marines on you...
I got a billion-dollar bid last night, so I'm good...
Damn. Business isn't what I'd hoped it'd be.
Time for the ultimate sacrifice.
Let's start the bid at $.01 (Zimbabwe) for this little scamp.
Time for the ultimate sacrifice.
Let's start the bid at $.01 (Zimbabwe) for this little scamp.
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Sensualdreamer
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I dunno if they'll let me sell on base.
And, hell yes, again.
They allow civilian concessionairres
Don't put her in the Duty Free shop, she'll sic the Marines on you...
I got a billion-dollar bid last night, so I'm good...
*perks up* I saw the word Marines
GiggLeGasm
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Does this mean thongs for piggy as well?
eh.. perhaps it's best to just serve the piggy au naturale
Muddy piggy?!
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Muddy piggy?!
what? you don't like it a little dirty? ::blink:: ::blink::
But pigs are clean animals, on the wrong end of a smear campaign.
OK. Since price can be seen as an indication of quality, let's go for 378692.05 Zimbabwe dollars.
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All we know is that we are dealing with supernatural forces here, and we should all be proud and grateful. In the words of the spider's web, this is "Soooome Pig".
~ Charlotte's Web
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LusterMunky
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What? Bad economy? Small dick? Where's da bids? Hell, I'll bid one yellow school bus.
http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/BronxSchoolBus.jpg
(If I happen to win, I'll just donate you to Goodwill.)
Sensualdreamer
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Are you trying to say Tek rides the short bus?!
Bad munky...go to your cage...remember who owns you
Sorry, sir...err...Munky, but the current bid stands at 378692.05 Zimbabwe dollars,
Hell, I'll make it 37869 Zim dollars.
MrsCCfromRC
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OK, interesting thread indeed but I've lost track.... what is still up for bidding?
LusterMunky
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remember who owns you
Yeah, about that. As I understand it, I didn't even get the waffles? Those went to Tekkie?
Sheesh! I'm gonna start up my own auction thread. Grand opening
will be Cookiejar.Other than one tek, and one SensualDreamer, whatever your heart desires.
I think no one's taken me up on my free GB offer either, so, that's up for grabs as well.
Sensualdreamer
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I'm up for bids - I've been up on the block twice - I'm just too damn picky
I own Munky
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Yeah, about that. As I understand it, I didn't even get the waffles? Those went to Tekkie?
Sheesh! I'm gonna start up my own auction thread. Grand opening
Oh relax, I'm baking some beer bread, it's in the oven and should be done in about 25 minutes
Don't listen to him. He's a fraud, a con man, a peddler of snake oil. You'll get an actual cookie if you bid.Yeah, about that. As I understand it, I didn't even get the waffles? Those went to Tekkie?
Sheesh! I'm gonna start up my own auction thread. Grand opening
MrsCCfromRC
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I'm up for bids - I've been up on the block twice - I'm just too damn picky
Now that's just confusing... maybe they aren't bidding cause you do have the Munky...
But I'm willing to risk it and bid for you.... I bid my innocent image.....
Is it legal tender?
