The huckster thread...

just hold your banana, Munkybutt

Are you mine??? Did I win????

Whatever my previous bid was for Giggles, I'm willing to add two Lewis Black Live CDs.

Whatever my previous bid was for Gasms, I'm willing to add two inches to my imaginary six.

GiggleButt
 
Are you mine??? Did I win????

Whatever my previous bid was for Giggles, I'm willing to add two Lewis Black Live CDs.

Whatever my previous bid was for Gasms, I'm willing to add two inches to my imaginary six.

GiggleButt

I'm only 5'2".. what on earth are we going to do with the extra 4"
 
Sheesh! I need BOOBIE intervention and BEER BREAD intervention?

Can I have some fun before I check myself in? And somebody just started a new thread for me!

Puhleeeze? Let me hit rock bottom.


Well Munky I can't help but think your momma breast fed you and her milk was 90% proof :cool:

What sorta fun are you planning on having?
 
**peeks in...
walks over to the white Lit house phone & calls in an order to restock the bar.
sees some odd looking stuff on the floor...
Calls in a request for a cleaning crew to come in too... :eek: :eek:
...runs away**
 
**peeks in...
walks over to the white Lit house phone & calls in an order to restock the bar.
sees some odd looking stuff on the floor...
Calls in a request for a cleaning crew to come in too... :eek: :eek:
...runs away**
You're so valuable to have around. You lookin' to get sold? :p
 
**peeks in...
walks over to the white Lit house phone & calls in an order
to have an airstrike on stand by at this location
...walks back out the door**
 
**peeks in...
walks over to the white Lit house phone & calls in an order
to have an airstrike on stand by at this location
...walks back out the door**
See, folks?
She can protect you and your national (uhh...thread?) interests too.
Now if only I could sell her.
 
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