The Housework

one thing i've never understood, in our little M/s male Dominated anti-feministic household, is that handling and taking out of the trash/recycling is and has always been my job. two perfectly strong, capable males live in this household. i'm a rather weak, delicate lil female thing. i ask you...what the heck is up with that??

i posed that very question to Daddy just this past sunday night (monday morn being trash day), and his answer was only "just shut up and get the trash together." hmph. :mad:

That IS odd, I wouldn't have expected that. It's part of our genderfuck that I love the dirty stuff. Although lawn care is out of the question, hello, how do you make green crap come out of the ground at all?
 
I have a similar household chore uniform, though sometimes for shits and giggles it involves a lime green thong.
 
That IS odd, I wouldn't have expected that. It's part of our genderfuck that I love the dirty stuff. Although lawn care is out of the question, hello, how do you make green crap come out of the ground at all?

I'm more interested in figuring out how to kill the green shit coming out of the ground. The plants that I want to see keep dying off, and the annoying stuff keeps growing. Personally, I don't give a toss what my little postage stamp has growing on it, but I hate it when it gets tall. Tall stuff needs to die.
 
I do it.
my sister apparently cleans up after herself when she's over but does not help with the mess our Master creates.
I'm very add, and I tend to be extremely disorganized. While I was working and in school this was pretty difficult, and Sir would take care of more if he felt like it.
I'm learning how to balance housework and school, I romanticize so much of the whole "Molly Mcbutter" clean house, fresh baked bread, ironing champion yet still smoking hot woman. I totally want to be that bitch.
 
I do it.
my sister apparently cleans up after herself when she's over but does not help with the mess our Master creates.
I'm very add, and I tend to be extremely disorganized. While I was working and in school this was pretty difficult, and Sir would take care of more if he felt like it.
I'm learning how to balance housework and school, I romanticize so much of the whole "Molly Mcbutter" clean house, fresh baked bread, ironing champion yet still smoking hot woman. I totally want to be that bitch.

I don't know if this helps or not, but it's been suggested that I'm ADD with some serious coping skills. It helps me get my stuff done if I literally make myself a schedule. You know, from this time to this time I clean the kitchen, and from this time to that time I pick up the living room. Also, you're doing school. Obviously you'll want to schedule study time and all that, but more importantly - give yourself a break. Yeah, I'm sure your master would like fresh baked bread, but I'm sure he'll like the money you'll be making after you finish school just as well. Consider the time you put toward school and investment in both of your futures.
 
I'm more interested in figuring out how to kill the green shit coming out of the ground. The plants that I want to see keep dying off, and the annoying stuff keeps growing. Personally, I don't give a toss what my little postage stamp has growing on it, but I hate it when it gets tall. Tall stuff needs to die.

Have you tried doing a soil sample test? I just heard someone on the radio talking about how helpful it can be - what's in the soil determines what thrives and what dies.
 
Have you tried doing a soil sample test? I just heard someone on the radio talking about how helpful it can be - what's in the soil determines what thrives and what dies.

Too much effort. I think I'm going to blast my backyard with seven kinds of weed killer and turn it into a toxic swamp from which nothing of this earth will arise.
 
Too much effort. I think I'm going to blast my backyard with seven kinds of weed killer and turn it into a toxic swamp from which nothing of this earth will arise.


Nothing wrong with a rock garden. Or a concrete slab upon which you can place planter boxes or large pots of specific greens you like.
 
Nothing wrong with a rock garden. Or a concrete slab upon which you can place planter boxes or large pots of specific greens you like.

Yep. I only have a patio, so I've put big pots and am gonna plant a bunch of stuff to make my view nice.

Like this. Not a grassy area in site.
 
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