"The hospital?! What is it?"

[shereads]

"It's a big building with patients. But there's no time for that now."

 

[Guest]

And don't call me Shirley

 

[Whisky7up]

Clearance Clarence.

 

[Guest]

Clearance Clarence.

Roger, Roger

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Excuse me Stewardess, I speak Jive.

"Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`
rebound a de medcide."

 

[Guest]

Eight year old girl "I like my coffee like I like my men. Black"

 

[shereads]

Jimmy, do you like to watch gladiator movies?

 

[Guest]

How could I have forgotten.

"I picked the wrong day to give up..."
sigarettes, drinking, pot, heroin etc.

 

[shereads]

How could I have forgotten.

"I picked the wrong day to give up..."
sigarettes, drinking, pot, heroin etc.

sniffing glue

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Striker? Striker, Striker, Striker... STRIKER! *pow*

 

[shereads]

I can't think of anymore Airplane ones right now, so I'm self-hijacking.

"My grandfather's work was doo-doo!"

 

[shereads]

"Werewolf?"

"There wolf."

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Johnny, what can you make outta this?

This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a
pterodactyl. . .

 

[entitled]

I wonder what he got from the monster?

 

[Guest]

All the Airplane quotes you'd ever want.

 

[BlackShanglan]

"Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a twister!"

 

[shereads]

I wonder what he got from the monster?

He would have an enormous schwanshtucker!

 

[shereads]

Yes! Yes!! He vas my _______!

(okay, you fill it in. It'll be like a game. Hint: Young Frankenstein.)

 

[BlackShanglan]

Favorite movie quotation of all time: Blazing Saddles.

"Oh, it's twue! It's twue!"

Either that or possibly, from the Princess Bride:

"Mawwidge. Mawwidge is what bwings us here today."

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

He would have an enormous schwanshtucker!

"Ohhhhh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!"

 

[Global Carol]

What hump?

 

[Kassiana]

Poor Lt. Hurwitz. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.

 

[TheEarl]

What's my vector Victor?

Bit of Airplane 2 I think:

Teenage girl (nervously to boy sitting next to her): You know, I don't mean to sound forward, but... I don't think we're gonna get through this and I've... never been with a man before.

Later on...

Teenage girl (nervously to another boy sitting next to her): You know, I don't mean to sound forward, but... I don't think we're gonna get through this and I've... never been with a man before.

<camera pans back along the aisle where there's a long line of men with breath fresheners and aftershave waiting for their turn to sit next to her>

Later on...

Teenage girl (nervously): You know, I don't mean to sound forward, but... I don't think we're gonna get through this and I've... never been with a man before.

<camera pans across to show a horse sitting next to her>


Has anyone seen the sequel? Brilliant cameo by William Shatner.

The Earl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes! Yes!! He vas my _______!

(okay, you fill it in. It'll be like a game. Hint: Young Frankenstein.)

Damnit, I wanted to use that one!

BOYFRIEND!!!!!

 

[shereads]

Abs, you figured out the game! You get to go next.