The harms of Masturbation and Porn

[bearman90]

First of all, hello everyone.

Free speech right? So I am free to say the following :

[Nope, spam is not Free Speech. These forums are for discussions, not to join for the purpose of making one link-filled post. In fact, spam/advertising/solicitation of offsite links prohibited per our forum guidelines]

 

[Fuckette]

spam removed

what?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Fcuker...

 

[Wings]

How do you feel about gluten?

 

[pete]

suck.
a bag.
of dicks.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I stopped masturbating two days ago but the Pirates still lost in the playoffs. My acne, however, has cleared up tremendously. Your PDF file said a lot more women would friend me on Facebook, this hasn't been the case but this cute blonde chick started following me on Twitter this morning. But Fata Morgana is still giving me shit about #hashtags.

Soo, overall, mixed results.

 

[unregistered]

 

[The Greek]

Yes there's trouble...in Lit City...that's with a "T" that rhymes with "P" and that spells porn


(sung with Music from Music Man)

 

[snugglestruggle]

First of all, hello everyone.

Free speech right? So I am free to say the following :

You lost me after that, sorry Charlie. What was your point again?

 

[Vikingstone]

Darn it. This happened too late. I have to go to bed.


After masturbating, of course.

 

[thør]

I couldn't read all that crap. I must have gone blind.

 

[thør]

And, "bearman"??????

What is that shit?

 

[dolf]

dear pillock,

why are you posting this on the gb? have you seen the threads? politics, weird cult tv shows, gibberish, etc.
the people you're talking about would be posting on a board where sex is the topic. duh! like am-pic feedback, f&s central, or one of the role play boards.
what you've done here is walk past a liquor store, a bar and a brothel in order to lecture the people in the coffee shop about booze & prostitution.

clearly you're an idiot.

you have the right to free speech, I have the right to point & laugh.

 

[dolf]

Semen is very important to the body, full of useful nutrients. Ever wondered how it would feel keeping it inside?

good grief

 

[Aquagal]

If I refrained from masturbating, there'd surely be harm to somebody.

 

[Aquagal]

Wasn't there a noob named bear something last week?

 

[thør]

good grief

Just swallow and be a good girl.

 

[eyer]

Welcome, bearman90!

PRAISE GOD!

What a glorious relief to read your helpfully soothing and very wise words amidst the wallowing of all these lost GB gutter rats...

...I so hope that your first great post here is not your last, friend.

BTW:

Can you lend me a pair of your knee pads?

 

[thør]

Welcome, bearman90!

PRAISE GOD!

What a glorious relief to read your helpfully soothing and very wise words amidst the wallowing of all these lost GB gutter rats...

...I so hope that your first great post here is not your last, friend.

BTW:

Can you lend me a pair of your knee pads?

Putting in a new floor?

 

[MNGuy]

You're not doing it right.

Here are some of the benefits of masturbating to porn:
- Feelings of satisfaction.
- Being calmer. Easier to laugh, less anger. No homicidal urges.
- Getting MORE pleasure from everyday activities.
- More appreciation for art, music, video games.
- More creativity. Better daydreams about the Dolf/Garnate threesome with me.
- Better memory. Because I'm not thinking about sex all the time.
- More natural confidence, less social anxiety. Because I'm relaxed, not thinking about sticking my dink in everything.
- More motivation to do important things so I can get them done to masturbate.
- Music becomes more pleasurable. Able to spot masturbatory music.
- Falling asleep easier after a masturbatory session.
- Being able to remember dreams about Dolf and Garnate.
- Better erections from practice.
- More physical strength, especially in the wrist.
- A stronger immune system.
- Much more attracted to the opposite sex (in a lusty way).
- More interested in the little things, like my dink.

 

[Noor]

There is porn addiction where guys only want to masturbate to porn and not have actual sex and that isn't good, but I am more worried about the long term effects of alcohol addiction.

 

[dolf]

dudes of a certain age should be masturbating more.
a wank a day keeps prostate cancer at bay.

 

[pointless]

good grief

the answer is: like prostate cancer.

 

[dolf]

the answer is: like prostate cancer.

you get a gold star and a lollypop!

 

[Que]

It is a point of view you have. One I am quite familiar with and was raised with. I do think that porn and excessive masturbation can impact relationships and general well-being.

But lets talk about you.

You seek out this place, and preach without becoming a part of the community at all. The General Board area is pretty Asexual, compared to other places here.

If this was sincere and you felt this a calling you would have put in a bit more effort.

As it is you come across like a temperance society proponent spewing a speech in a bar, to mask your own insecurities on the issue.

the answer is: like prostate cancer.

Thats a fact.