The Guiding Light (Lit's Version)

[Guest]

Lately, I have read a great deal of things around, that honestly remind me of a soap opera. If I were a soap writer, I'd hang out around lit to get story ideas and scripts.

Episode One:
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AngelofSex has an affair with Kol, who is secretly trying to get at her father's fortune. Kol's wife, 1Sexylady is secretly plotting against Wildrose70, in an attempt to purchase her half of their million dollar cosmetic business. Jewelz has LTGR's baby, and a wedding is planned in the near future.

Episode Two:
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Realizing that her husband is having an affair, 1Sexylady invites AngelofSex to join them in a threesome. Kallima finds out that her aunt, JustPet, has been funneling family funds into an offshore account, and leaving evidence pointing towards AlwaysAwake. PrettyGreenEyes, Ran57, H'venlee and Lilly4 go on a camping trip and get lost...sparking a huge search effort led by Sheriff Raw Humor.

Episode Three:
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LordMagicMan proposes to Freya2, who is secretly sleeping with the bestman, Bodie. SmoketheFunk starts a band, with Cibo, Starfish, and Cipher...appropriately called 'Smoke & the Starfish'.

Episode Four:
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Please Post Your Personal Soap Opera Here

 

[Cipher]

Lately, I have read a great deal of things around, that honestly remind me of a soap opera. If I were a soap writer, I'd hang out around lit to get story ideas and scripts.

Episode One:
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AngelofSex has an affair with Kol, who is secretly trying to get at her father's fortune. Kol's wife, 1Sexylady is secretly plotting against Wildrose70, in an attempt to purchase her half of their million dollar cosmetic business. Jewelz has LTGR's baby, and a wedding is planned in the near future.

Episode Two:
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Realizing that her husband is having an affair, 1Sexylady invites AngelofSex to join them in a threesome. Kallima finds out that her aunt, JustPet, has been funneling family funds into an offshore account, and leaving evidence pointing towards AlwaysAwake. PrettyGreenEyes, Ran57, H'venlee and Lilly4 go on a camping trip and get lost...sparking a huge search effort led by Sheriff Raw Humor.

Episode Three:
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LordMagicMan proposes to Freya2, who is secretly sleeping with the bestman, Bodie. SmoketheFunk starts a band, with Cibo, Starfish, and Cipher...appropriately called 'Smoke & the Starfish'.

Episode Four:
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Please Post Your Personal Soap Opera Here

*Edited to say* I'm in a band with fishie??? That's not a bad deal..LoL Altho i think you could've twisted it, and made me and fishie a love item..and we cheat on eachother..

I've always wanted to be in a band

Thanks for the laugh Unregistered!!! LoL

 

[wildrose70]

You mean I have a million dollars and don't know it...WTF is that!!! lol...I love these twisted plots..haha

 

[Cipher]

You mean I have a million dollars and don't know it...WTF is that!!! lol...I love these twisted plots..haha

LoL U gonna share that million??? I need to get me and my band a few new instruments..LoL

 

[cookiejar]

Lately, I have read a great deal of things around, that honestly remind me of a soap opera. If I were a soap writer, I'd hang out around lit to get story ideas and scripts.

Episode One:
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AngelofSex has an affair with Kol, who is secretly trying to get at her father's fortune. Kol's wife, 1Sexylady is secretly plotting against Wildrose70, in an attempt to purchase her half of their million dollar cosmetic business. Jewelz has LTGR's baby, and a wedding is planned in the near future.

Episode Two:
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Realizing that her husband is having an affair, 1Sexylady invites AngelofSex to join them in a threesome. Kallima finds out that her aunt, JustPet, has been funneling family funds into an offshore account, and leaving evidence pointing towards AlwaysAwake. PrettyGreenEyes, Ran57, H'venlee and Lilly4 go on a camping trip and get lost...sparking a huge search effort led by Sheriff Raw Humor.

Episode Three:
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LordMagicMan proposes to Freya2, who is secretly sleeping with the bestman, Bodie. SmoketheFunk starts a band, with Cibo, Starfish, and Cipher...appropriately called 'Smoke & the Starfish'.

Episode Four:
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Please Post Your Personal Soap Opera Here

Episode Four:
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Rosylady and shagnasty get caught in a private room of the strip club with 2 sheep and a flashlight,skye in silk flunks out of college but has a hot night with tn burping the new baby,meanwhile bannor starts out to his beachouse and is sidetracked by a mysterious hitchiker.



Episode Five:
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[wildrose70]

LoL U gonna share that million??? I need to get me and my band a few new instruments..LoL

Only if I get to bang the tambourine...I do a mean job of that...No kidding...woohooooooooooo .....

 

[wildrose70]

episode 5....

when WR found out this secret plot she called on her Lord of Evil...and then she got her faithful side kick Cipher...who donned her steel tipped boots..and kicked the shit out of anyone after my money....mbb went after them w/his trusty rifles...Aint nobody taking this money w/out a fight to the bitter end!!!!

 

[mbb308]

episode 5....

when WR found out this secret plot she called on her Lord of Evil...and then she got her faithful side kick Cipher...who donned her steel tipped boots..and kicked the shit out of anyone after my money....mbb went after them w/his trusty rifles...Aint nobody taking this money w/out a fight to the bitter end!!!!

Works for me.

Who needs dyin'????

 

[wildrose70]

Works for me.

Who needs dyin'????

Who ever is after my millions that I didnt know I had.....dammm learn something every day....lmao..now where did our girl go....can't keep track of her.....

 

[mbb308]

Who ever is after my millions that I didnt know I had.....dammm learn something every day....lmao..now where did our girl go....can't keep track of her.....

She ran off to look at new musical instruments....where else????

 

[wildrose70]

She ran off to look at new musical instruments....where else????

But only on one condition...I get to play the tamborine!!! I'm dammed good at that...

 

[Cipher]

But only on one condition...I get to play the tamborine!!! I'm dammed good at that...

*Runnin back in room* RL caught me for a few..LoL

*Handing over Momma's tamborine*..Here you go Diva..i got ya one..LoL

mbb's here!!! rock on!!! who needs dyin he asks..LoL The troll who started this obsurdly funny thread..LoL
..Cracking up..me in a band..Hot damn..

 

[mbb308]

mbb's here!!! rock on!!! who needs dyin he asks..LoL The troll who started this obsurdly funny thread..LoL
..Cracking up..me in a band..Hot damn..

Speaking of that, does your band do crack?

 

[wildrose70]

*Runnin back in room* RL caught me for a few..LoL

*Handing over Momma's tamborine*..Here you go Diva..i got ya one..LoL

mbb's here!!! rock on!!! who needs dyin he asks..LoL The troll who started this obsurdly funny thread..LoL
..Cracking up..me in a band..Hot damn..

he says I hired him...now he wants part of my millions...haha...ooh well we manage to have a good time...keeping things stirrred up!! lmfao...you mean you cant play any instrument...dammmmmmmmmmmmmmm this is tooooooo funny

 

[Cipher]

Speaking of that, does your band do crack?

..LoL That's not all we do...LoL

U gonna write a scene about me and fishie all cracked out giving blow jobs??? LMFAO Where is my fishie anyway??? she needs to stop in here...i can just imagine the scene she'd write..LoL

 

[Cipher]

he says I hired him...now he wants part of my millions...haha...ooh well we manage to have a good time...keeping things stirrred up!! lmfao...you mean you cant play any instrument...dammmmmmmmmmmmmmm this is tooooooo funny

I can play a few..LoL I'm not a bad singer either LoL

C'mon Momma...stir it up, let's party rocker style..LoL

 

[mbb308]

..LoL That's not all we do...LoL

U gonna write a scene about me and fishie all cracked out giving blow jobs??? LMFAO Where is my fishie anyway??? she needs to stop in here...i can just imagine the scene she'd write..LoL

Not quite my style, but I'd consider it anyway. This I would read....

 

[wildrose70]

I can play a few..LoL I'm not a bad singer either LoL

C'mon


lol between the 2 of us.....I sing too...and play the piano...hot dammmmmmmmm we got something going here....woohoooooo

 

[Lilly4]

CAMPING???

Dang - I hate camping!!!! Been there, done that for years and yeeaaarrrrrs.

Why can't I have a threesome with Woodie and SpaceAce.

Run a mens butt inspection company with Ocean Baby and Intrigued.

Oh,
I got it, I got it.

I want to run a porn movie company with Lord Lucan & DefianteDee.

Lilly4

 

[wildrose70]

Not quite my style, but I'd consider it anyway. This I would read....

Admit it mbb...we are suckers...read anything...lol

 

[wildrose70]

Re: CAMPING???

Dang - I hate camping!!!! Been there, done that for years and yeeaaarrrrrs.

Why can't I have a threesome with Woodie and SpaceAce.

Run a mens butt inspection company with Ocean Baby and Intrigued.

Oh,
I got it, I got it.

I want to run a porn movie company with Lord Lucan & DefianteDee.

Lilly4

Yu go for it darlin...it's cyber space..why not...anything is possible!!! wooohooooo

 

[Cipher]

Re: CAMPING???

Dang - I hate camping!!!! Been there, done that for years and yeeaaarrrrrs.

Why can't I have a threesome with Woodie and SpaceAce.

Run a mens butt inspection company with Ocean Baby and Intrigued.

Oh,
I got it, I got it.

I want to run a porn movie company with Lord Lucan & DefianteDee.

Lilly4

LoL Lilly..my question..is..Can me and my band mates be in charge of the cheesy cool music for ur porn flicks???


LoL This thread is a hoot!!!! LoL

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Re: CAMPING???

LoL Lilly..my question..is..Can me and my band mates be in charge of the cheesy cool music for ur porn flicks???


LoL This thread is a hoot!!!! LoL

Sure give us something to run w/ and we are off and going...woohooooooooo .....at least it's never dull w/all of us around!!!!!

 

[Lilly4]

Music

Sure Cipher,

All good porn movies need tunes. You can even be "extras" in the crowd scenes.

Anybody want to addition for parts?

 

[Cipher]

Re: Re: Re: CAMPING???

Sure give us something to run w/ and we are off and going...woohooooooooo .....at least it's never dull w/all of us around!!!!!

LoL My sentiments exactly..LoL




Whoohooo i can be an extra too lilly??? Man this is my lucky day!!!! *shaking what my Momma gave me*