The Five Word Story Which Never Ends...

[Daff]

The aim is to post no more and no less than 5 words per post, continuing the story. I will start.

"I once knew this girl..."

 

[Native Alien]

"who liked to have sex...."

 

[redrider4u]

"who liked to have sex...."

"night, day, without a rest"

 

[Daff]

"night, day, without a rest"

The trouble was that she...

 

[MercyMia]

could also fall asleep anytime

 

[Native Alien]

"Right in the middle of"....


* waves at mercymia* hey long time no see...

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

"Right in the middle of"....


* waves at mercymia* hey long time no see...

rumpy pumpy and anything else

 

[Daff]

rumpy pumpy and anything else

One afternoon she was driving...

 

[redrider4u]

One afternoon she was driving...

while brushing her pubic hair

 

[cookiejar]

One afternoon she was driving...

along a dark deserted road...

 

[Daff]

she stopped suddenly and before....

 

[redrider4u]

she stopped suddenly and before....

she knew, the gearshift knob

 

[Daff]

she knew, the gearshift knob

slipped, and she lost contol.....

 

[innocentnbama]

and slammed into the ditch

 

[GoodLilPet]

"How will I get out?"

 

[Ginger_grl]

"How will I get out?"

She wondered, while applying lipstick

 

[Native Alien]

Along came a man with...

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Along came a man with...

huge biceps and triceps and

 

[Mysticcal]

huge biceps and triceps and

said "Ma'am can I help?"

 

[Ginger_grl]

said "Ma'am can I help?"

She said, with my lipstick?

 

[Mysticcal]

She said, with my lipstick?

I was thinking help with.....

 

[innocentnbama]

your car in the ditch

 

[Native Alien]

"Oh, in that case I....."

 

[Mysticcal]

"Oh, in that case I....."

can always finish brushing my.....

 

[Native Alien]

Blonde with copper highlights hair.