the first why are you posting on christmas thread

[Bert Notorius]

personally, it's an addiction of mine.
what's your excuse?

 

[killallhippies]

i'm not doing shit until boxing day.

well, besides bake a couple pies, but that's later.

 

[MichaelinChina]

personally, it's an addiction of mine.
what's your excuse?

Cos I am in China and Christmas is a non-event. And personally I am not upset about that.

 

[dolf]

i'm just here while i'm home grabbing a snack before heading back out to work.

 

[lovetoread]

Cause the kids are mostly grown, the family is down south, and I'm alone.

Merry Christmas

 

[Adre]

i'm just here while i'm home grabbing a snack before heading back out to work.

Fess up, Dolf, you're rubbing one out

Happy Christmas

 

[TonyClifton]

personally, it's an addiction of mine.
what's your excuse?

I heard this forum is infested with rats.

 

[TonyClifton]

Cause the kids are mostly grown, the family is down south, and I'm alone.

Merry Christmas

I am driving to Fargo and will drop you off anywhere along the route.

There are a few Truck Stops that you might like.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It punctuates my day.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm cranking my day up, as per usual.


Outta here in a short.

 

[run_silent]

I alone except I am surrounded by beasties both wild and domestic. I think it's God's way of saying you are never alone.

 

[butters]

just spreading the love, man

was working up till yesterday afternoon, busy with the grandkids tomorrow, and today's about indulgence for me and no2 son, so why not? ok, bath and book time, duck's sitting in t'oven, and all is well in my tiny corner of the world.

 

[butters]

christmas

call it what you may
that special feeling in our hearts
a treasury
of chestnuts and open fires
mulled wine and slippers
scented pine and brandy

a glow
that what we'd wish to share
contentment
hope
with those we know and those we'll never meet
but wish the same for

a plum-pudding
with dancing flames
in the depths of a winter that'll last far too long
for some

 

[miles]

Cos I am in China and Christmas is a non-event. And personally I am not upset about that.

Do you get good Chinese food over there?

 

[blobfish]

Do you get good Chinese food over there?

Do Chinese Jews go out for American food on Christmas?

 

[Lord Emu]

I have no family and truly have nothing better to do.

 

[TonyClifton]

Do you get good Chinese food over there?

What do you mean by that?

There is at least one Chinese Restaurant in every city in the United States.

It all tastes the same.

The only thing difference is the fortune cookies.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I am the spirit of Christmas post.

 

[blobfish]

Hey Miss Thrope. The holiday season has been rough on your avatar.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Hey Miss Thrope. The holiday season has been rough on your avatar.

Gravity is relentless.

 

[blobfish]

Gravity is relentless.

Perhaps "apple" was some sort of euphemism in Newton's time.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Perhaps "apple" was some sort of euphemism in Newton's time.

Coming up with a new idea was a lot easier back then.

 

[butters]

it's hot in my kitchen, but i can't stay out of it. hmmmn

 

[Bert Notorius]

i went out and got the truck stuck to give the boys something to do when they get here.

 

[TonyClifton]

personally, it's an addiction of mine.
what's your excuse?

Don't fucking piss me off...