The First Line (writers thread!)

[Guest]

No sex???? Are you kidding me?

LOL. i know, right?! no sex, for now....she has to kill a few times before she gets off.


Gunter on the other hand...

"Günter the garbage man was a thick, burly son of a bitch. "

shall have plenty of sex.

 

[NoJo]

Oh, that Gunter...

 

[carsonshepherd]

LOL. i know, right?! no sex, for now....she has to kill a few times before she gets off.


Gunter on the other hand...

"Günter the garbage man was a thick, burly son of a bitch. "

shall have plenty of sex.

Waiting for that one

 

[Guest]

Oh, that Gunter...

know him well, do you?
i thought maybe... but, im not one to make hasty impressions. (i save the biting for mid-coitus.

 

[NoJo]

(i save the biting for mid-coitus.

Wow. And what do you do for an encore?

 

[Guest]

Wow. And what do you do for an encore?

what and ruin the plot?
pishaw, read the book.

 

[carsonshepherd]

what and ruin the plot?
pishaw, read the book.

And no free copies, either.

 

[Guest]

And no free copies, either.

im pro babe... i never give out for free...
i can be cheap though.

 

[NoJo]

I usually just sit on the sofa at Borders and tear out the fuck bits and slip them into my backpack.

 

[Guest]

I usually just sit on the sofa at Borders and tear out the fuck bits and slip them into my backpack.

we know. but youre so amusing when you try to act all nonchalant...infact, we have those moments on tape (will splice them for my latest porno flick...details later)

 

[NoJo]

Are you puuting that av on the back of the book?

 

[Guest]

Are you puuting that av on the back of the book?

i was thinking of putting it in the binding so that when you wrap the pages about your...well, i think you get the idea. i dont want to be sued for paper cuts though... its a tricky situation.

 

[NoJo]

i was thinking of putting it in the binding so that when you wrap the pages about your...well, i think you get the idea. i dont want to be sued for paper cuts though... its a tricky situation.

ever thought of doing a pop-up book?

 

[Guest]

ever thought of doing a pop-up book?

yes, would you pose?
or would you be putting out eyes...
remember, america is litigious.

 

[cantdog]

We were drunk, and we had this dynamite.

I like the sound of this one

 

[OhMissScarlett]

"Lilly, if you walk out of here now, you're finished!" the
most powerful producer in the world screamed until the veins stood out on his forehead.

 

[Guest]

"Lilly, if you walk out of here now, you're finished!" the
most powerful producer in the world screamed until the veins stood out on his forehead.

ohmigod.. all i could hear in my head was madaline khan..
"I'm tired, sick and tired of love...tired of love uninspired... goddamnit I'm tired"

*please excuse lame blazing saddles reference*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

ohmigod.. all i could hear in my head was madaline khan..
"I'm tired, sick and tired of love...tired of love uninspired... goddamnit I'm tired"

*please excuse lame blazing saddles reference*

Lmao! Oh no, now I'm gonna think of that every time I look at this. Fortunately, I'm way past that now and working on the sex scenes.

 

[cloudy]

This is the first line from the last story I had posted here....it's still my favorite:

"You want to do what? Here?"

 

[Liar]

From the one I'm currently working on.


Another small town rolled in under the truck, because it really felt that way, like that steel and diesel monster was the center of the universe.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

From my story intended for the "Magic in America" challenge:

"To Rory Beck, it appeared as though the road might vanish in the distance, not become less visible from where he stood but simply cease to exist once it passed over the distant hill."

For what it's worth.

Q_C

 

[English Lady]

From my story intended for the "Magic in America" challenge:

"To Rory Beck, it appeared as though the road might vanish in the distance, not become less visible from where he stood but simply cease to exist once it passed over the distant hill."

For what it's worth.

Q_C

OoohI want to read that.Good intro

 

[gauchecritic]

“First of all,” the oilyman said “I’d like you to do a little test for me. An experiment. A relaxation technique, if you will, so that we can see where I need to begin to help you. Yes?”

 

[impressive]

"Rapists should be castrated," Jenna said emphatically, rising as the movie credits began to scroll up the theater screen.

 

[Boota]

It's not from my smut, but the best opening line I have ever come up with is:

Covered in her blood I knelt in the street, screaming daggers at a god I could no longer believe in.


Still haven't sold that story.