The Elevator Door....

[Shaq]

We could look at this from both sides of the door...the person (people) on the elevator watching the door close and the person (people) running for the closing door to board the elevator...

But have you all SEEN...the wreckless abandon and utter disregard for one's own personal safety, let alone that of the rest of the general populace, that those trying to catch the elevator exhibit?

How much time do you really save by making one elevator? Is 4 minutes worth hurting your knee because of the trashcan you knocked over?

How about chipping the tooth of the kid you bumped into on the water fountain?



Now I want to say something to one person in particular....a gentleman...yes...I saw you running for the door...yes, there was plenty of room..and yes I pressed closed door.....why? You deserved it....

 

[Private Vasquez]

Jerk!

Now my knee's all busted up. That's not nice.

 

[Shaq]

Jerk!

Now my knee's all busted up. That's not nice.

The stairs are more healthful anyway...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oh, that's right. All 36 flights.

Can you smell me?

 

[Shaq]

Oh, that's right. All 36 flights.

Can you smell me?

You know that first line rhymed.


PV's Shakespearian side is surfacing...give us more....

 

[Private Vasquez]

Whatever happend to Barry Sobel (sp??)? His rhymes were rather noble.

You should see when I jump on the counter at work.

 

[Shaq]

Whatever happend to Barry Sobel (sp??)? His rhymes were rather noble.

You should see when I jump on the counter at work.

Is that when the counter becomes your "stage" as the poets say?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Sure, until I fall off of it.