The Earth Day 2011 Contest Support Thread

Anybody got Woodsy Owl's cell number? We've got some serious text pollution going on in this thread.
 
Don't mind me. I'm just here for the story or, in my case, stories. I have to get busy. I only have 11 stories finished. I'm behind schedule if I'm going to beat the 30 stories that I wrote for the Valentine's Day contest.

http://www.principalspage.com/theblog/wp-content/uploads//2008/03/idiot.gif

Seriously? It's National Idiot's Day? Is this another Literotica theme contest?

Hmm, let's see. What can I write for National Idiot's Day? What story would possibly fit that category?

"Oh, I know! I'm write stories about Scouries. With all the material that I have on him and the fool that he makes of himself numerous times a day, I could probably write a thousand stories."

Thanks, Scouries. You made my day.
 

Nah, no way! That's not me.

First of all, the man is fucking a Range Rover. Tell me, unless I was driving on Dover Cliffs with Gabby buckled along side of me in the passenger seat, that is, after I blew her up, I'd never be caught dead driving a Range Rover. Even though it's the best SUV in the world, way better than a BMW. Still I'm not the sport ute type. Give me more class than that.

Now, if that was a Roush 427 Mustang. Now, we're talkin'. Oh, yeah, I'd be fucking the dual exhaust pipes on that car for sure and forever.

Only, it's gotta have Recaro seats.

Since we're talkin' about cars, I'd be persuaded to fuck an Aston Martin or two.
 
*Groan*

I think I may end up starting mine from scratch. I'll be keeping nearly everything except the actual scenes I wrote. They were just too oriented to the original cold-weather story, plus concentrated a lot more on the romance because it started out as a Valentine story.

The more I type, the less right it feels. The original opening that I backspaced because it didn't feel romantic enough is probably the way I'm going to end up going, because I think it will lead into the Earth Day theme better.

Now, I just need this child to chill out for a little while so I can hear myself think :p
 
I'm stalled on mine too, Dark. Do what feels right. Hopefully you kept what you backspaced? I'll send some soothing on over your way for the young one. I've been struggling myself. Transitions are proving challenging!
 
I'm stalled on mine too, Dark. Do what feels right. Hopefully you kept what you backspaced? I'll send some soothing on over your way for the young one. I've been struggling myself. Transitions are proving challenging!

No such luck. I actually have a huge file of half-written backspace scenes from the original version of this, but not that one. It was the first thing I typed -- barely a handful of paragraphs -- so it won't be hard to recreate.

Most of the stuff I backspace is fan-service. It's little character scenes that don't necessarily advance the storyline, but would be fun for anyone who has read the other stories in the Wood universe. They're usually quirky little moments with characters who were the stars of a previous story. Nostalgia. That's the nice thing about a generational universe. Anybody who's read the previous stories has a much richer experience from the connection to the characters who are now taking a peripheral role.

Still may be able to use some of the scenes I've written, but starting the story from scratch feels like the right way to go. Have to see what I can integrate once I have the story moving.
 
I've been trying to think of something decent to write for this contest and I've finally come up with something! No scifi/fantasy for me this time, which is how I usually roll. This one could actually happen in real life...and I hope it does one day. ;)
 
As a human being that makes me pissed off. As a tree-hugger it makes me sad. As a healer it makes me hurt. What an asshole! And poor christmas tree. :( Maybe we could get revenge on him through a story?
 
Found this half way down on page two.
Anyone writing anything for this contest? I have a story ready to go; I'll post it but am not eligable to win. I just like taking part, even though my contests stories seem to get bombed more than non contest stories, they also get more reads.
Good luck to all that enter.
DG
 
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One done and another almost finished. That should be enough for the contest since I never write more than two.
 
Bump = Molehill

I wonder if there is room for a story about the Giant Mystic Mole who burrows under the sheets...

Og
 
Bump = Molehill

I wonder if there is room for a story about the Giant Mystic Mole who burrows under the sheets...

Og

So long as the Giant Mystic Mole relates to Earth Day, it may be a story that you can have some fun writing.

Good luck.
 
I have started a Story Ideas thread for those who need inspiration or just want to play.

Yeah, saw that one and realised that I still have an unfinished Earth Day Contest story I started in 2007 - a little later I decided never to enter any contests anymore ... well, am returning to Europe next Sunday, so I would have sufficient time to finish it ... we will see. :)
 
Finding it a nightmare to get in the mood to write :(

Still plugging away, but very slowly.
 
Dear still unnamed main character,

You started out fairly normal, but for some reason I keep upping your nerdiness. I don't know why I made you work at the University of Chicago, or crack bad economics jokes all the time, or liken relationships and sex to various economic theories. I can't decide if I should put you through some serious denerdification, or let you continue on as-is in all your nerdy glory.

We need to sort this out ASAP.

Signed,
your creator
 
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