The Disposable Penis

[McKenna]

Don't you wish you had one?

When it comes to kinky sex, nature has quite the imagination. Some animals devour their suitors after doing the deed, while others attach themselves, in a parasitic fashion, to their mates in order to reproduce.

But a new study finds that the ostentatious sea slug, or nudibranch, may take the cake—one species of this marine invertebrate cuts its own penis off after mating and regrows a new reproductive organ within 24 hours, whereupon it’s ready to mate again.

Link.

They are rather pretty little things:

If you had a disposable penis, where would you leave it? In a one-night-stand? An ex?

 

[Squibbs]

Give me 10 mins and I'm ready to go again.

I don't even need to chew off my wang.

 

[McKenna]

Give me 10 mins and I'm ready to go again.

I don't even need to chew off my wang.

Wuss.

 

[Squibbs]

Wuss?

I'll show you...

 

[Riles]

But what if we LIKED the original one?

Does it come EXACTLY like it was before?

 

[McKenna]

Wuss?

I'll show you...

Tick tock, fella. Time's a wasting. Show me what you got.

But what if we LIKED the original one?

Does it come EXACTLY like it was before?

Good question.

 

[thør]

But what if we LIKED the original one?

Does it come EXACTLY like it was before?

Actually, it takes a bit longer the second time.

 

[Riles]

Actually, it takes a bit longer the second time.

Which oddly enough is exactly how long it should take for him to clean up the mess from the first round.

 

[thør]

Which oddly enough is exactly how long it should take for him to clean up the mess from the first round.

Clean is happy......

 

[Riles]

Clean is happy......

Indeed. Almost makes my toes curl just thinking about being....clean.

lol

I can't do this. Not tonight...I need sleep. Somebody needs to hit me upside the head with a 2x4 so I can get some rest.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

In the old days, women called the disposable penis their ex husband.

 

[thør]

Indeed. Almost makes my toes curl just thinking about being....clean.

lol

I can't do this. Not tonight...I need sleep. Somebody needs to hit me upside the head with a 2x4 so I can get some rest.

You'll have to find someone else to do that. I won't do that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

In the old days, women called the disposable penis their ex husband.

They still do.

 

[Domesticity]

I wonder what it uses to cut it off with. I bet it has to bite it off. That really kind of sucks...the least it could do is just fall off so the poor guy doesn't have to gnaw his dick off

 

[WeedSmoke420]

the one in my pants is real lol