The Dirty Rat Thread.....

[Bandit58]

I am glad he is gone.

I am very glad your son is not at risk any longer, but I could not have even contemplated killing him.

Thats what Doms are for.

They can make those difficult 'YUCK' decisions and clear up afterwards.

I like to make them to feel useful

Master tries to make me kill cockroaches *shudder* and get rid of the bodies *yuck* These aren't little brown ones like I am used to - these are huge black ones

I guess He is trying to desensitise me but it's not working. I have a phobia of creepy crawlies and cockroaches are at the top of my list....yuck yuck yuck yuck *shudders some more*

 

[Shankara20]

I am Shanky ancient!

has anyone seen my walker and depends?????

 

[A Desert Rose]

has anyone seen my walker and depends?????

No but I see a something sneaking out of your bathrobe. Quick... put that thing away or you'll have all kinds of women beating on your inbox.


Oh wait... perhaps that was your plan...

 

[Kajira Callista]

No but I see a something sneaking out of your bathrobe. Quick... put that thing away or you'll have all kinds of women beating on your inbox.


Oh wait... perhaps that was your plan...

Doesnt that bathrobe look really soft and warm?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Doesnt that bathrobe look really soft and warm?

Oh yea and what's inside looks pretty warm, too. ;-)

 

[Shankara20]

No but I see a something sneaking out of your bathrobe. Quick... put that thing away or you'll have all kinds of women beating on your inbox.


Oh wait... perhaps that was your plan...

is this better?

 

[Shankara20]

Oh yea and what's inside looks pretty warm, too. ;-)

and it is not available just now, in the shop for repairs....

 

[A Desert Rose]

and it is not available just now, in the shop for repairs....

As will be my car, tomorrow.

Does anyone know what it means when my battery light comes on out of the blue?

 

[Kajira Callista]

As will be my car, tomorrow.

Does anyone know what it means when my battery light comes on out of the blue?

It means something is wrong with your battery

 

[A Desert Rose]

It means something is wrong with your battery

Oh well... thank you. That clears everything right up for me. LOL

 

[Kajira Callista]

Oh well... thank you. That clears everything right up for me. LOL

You are welcome.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

oh Joy and Bliss...........

Last night I watched the first half of the beautiful dark movie The Libertine.......sadly I was dragged away from watching it in whole but will do so later today.

The beginning has this superb scene that takes place in a coach ........at this stage its confirmed I will enjoy this movie for several reasons irrelevant to this thread outside of costuming , perceived Historical accuracy etc etc etc.

HOWEVER
The next major scene is Johnny Depp walking through foot deep muddy streets and what should I spy and manage a screen shot of are the following.......

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/thelibertinerats.jpg

The libertine ratz oh such lucky fate have I ...........eeeek

 

[Shankara20]

Last night I watched the first half of the beautiful dark movie The Libertine.......sadly I was dragged away from watching it in whole but will do so later today.

Rebecca, speak to me of abduction...

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Rebecca, speak to me of abduction...

Oh Sir Shank .......tries hard not to smile

 

[Ebonyfire]

No but I see a something sneaking out of your bathrobe. Quick... put that thing away or you'll have all kinds of women beating on your inbox.


Oh wait... perhaps that was your plan...

Did you say beating his box?

 

[CutieMouse]

I want to see The Libertine soooooo badly, but I have yet to find a Blockbuster in the area that carries it. *sob... sniffle*

Of course I live in the town, where I had to go to the fourth floor of the main library, and search the stacks between sociology and history, to find books on sexuality, lesbian studies, and womens issues. (They were between the rows on political history, and psychology... sigh.)

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I want to see The Libertine soooooo badly, but I have yet to find a Blockbuster in the area that carries it. *sob... sniffle*

It was never released in Australia. To get around the fact I bought mine on Ebay.

 

[huskie]

earlier today on the Bitch Thread ~ thought this was the 'end'

Today, 06:19 AM

Just settled here 30mins or so ago .........Sunday morning here the Sun is about to come up , sky is all streaks of lavender and I can hear the Ocean and birds waking.

The kitten 'Dommy' arrives in the door .....'hello baby'.....then SQUEAKKKKKK....I turn to look again the cat has brought a big live brown rat into my living room ( from Fing outside ).....drops the Fing thing which then runs under the opium table (coffee not doing trainspotters here)......the chase starts.......the Fing thing is now under the lounge which the Fing cat can't fit under. I find my super human there is me or no one strength and reef ( lift quickly only on Adrenalin power)the side of this heavy leather lounge into the air. The Fing cat goes under. The Fing rat then runs under the desk here. I replace the lounge (yes my finger is still broken yet I feel nothing at the time).........not wanting to take my eyes off where the rat is currently in situ I open a cupboard and pull and the vacuum cleaner attachment handle pole thingy............slide back the panels of glass wall to the outside living area and go in for the attack.....the sweet brown rat then is luckily scared outside followed by the Fing cat. Glass panels slammed closed. Safe....................

Now I have coped with the Dommy bringing in the occasional earth worm and playing what I call 'Dances With Earthworm' on the rug but what the Hell do I do about this.

Any advice ?

PS I don't NEED coffee now




Then replies on Bitch Thread posts No # 1744 to 1750.

I've had cats bring live birds and snakes into the house.....they said they needed them for play toys and the fake catnip stuffed one's I give weren't enough.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I've had cats bring live birds and snakes into the house.....they said they needed them for play toys and the fake catnip stuffed one's I give weren't enough.

snakes............nooooooooooooo no no no no no

Mind you snakes here tend to be the deadliest in the World .

This is Huskies cat 'useless' , I pirated this picture

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/useless2.jpg

 

[Shankara20]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/useless2.jpg

at some point everyone just sorta gives up and says "what the hell"

cats included I guess....

 

[neonflux]

you will have to report back on how you feel about it after you see all of it - won't say more than that at this point so as not to prejudice...

Last night I watched the first half of the beautiful dark movie The Libertine.......sadly I was dragged away from watching it in whole but will do so later today.

The beginning has this superb scene that takes place in a coach ........at this stage its confirmed I will enjoy this movie for several reasons irrelevant to this thread outside of costuming , perceived Historical accuracy etc etc etc.

HOWEVER
The next major scene is Johnny Depp walking through foot deep muddy streets and what should I spy and manage a screen shot of are the following.......

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m14/rebecca222_2006/thelibertinerats.jpg

The libertine ratz oh such lucky fate have I ...........eeeek

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

you will have to report back on how you feel about it after you see all of it - won't say more than that at this point so as not to prejudice...

Ohh Neon I have seen it ahemcoughseveraltimes since that post .

I will have to say Mr Depp in his portrayl of John Wilmont/Rochestor was at his absolute best , had me swooning when he actually only had half a face left and gave the speech to the court on behalf of Charles II . That man certainly has charisma .

Did you see Sir Shank did 'the' line from the coach trip , to me a few posts up .......

"Rebecca, speak to me of abduction..."

He is soooooo bad to torment me so ......laughs

 

[Shankara20]

Ohh Neon I have seen it ahemcoughseveraltimes since that post .

I will have to say Mr Depp in his portrayl of John Wilmont/Rochestor was at his absolute best , had me swooning when he actually only had half a face left and gave the speech to the court on behalf of Charles II . That man certainly has charisma .

Did you see Sir Shank did 'the' line from the coach trip , to me a few posts up .......

"Rebecca, speak to me of abduction..."

He is soooooo bad to torment me so ......laughs

.....

 

[Netzach]

I have learned the hard way...

there is nothing that makes me get girly jump on a table and scream ridiculous faster than a furry grey thing in the mouth of my furry black and white thing. And he's an indoor guy! I hate ground floor apts.

I once had M come home at lunch to deal with cat carnage mouse, I couldn't do it.

 

[neonflux]

I have learned the hard way...

there is nothing that makes me get girly jump on a table and scream ridiculous faster than a furry grey thing in the mouth of my furry black and white thing. And he's an indoor guy! I hate ground floor apts.

I once had M come home at lunch to deal with cat carnage mouse, I couldn't do it.

Netzach, Thinking of you on a table in this way seems so counter to my picture of you - sorry to say, but it also is a little amusing.

I had a close friend in high school who would regularly wake to the site of his cat sitting on his chest, proudly presenting prize in mouth to her daddy, LOL. In college, we had field mice who would live in our dishwasher (never used - didn't work) during the winter. Our "college cat," handed down from household to household, would sometimes catch one and torture it until we would notice and rescue the poor thing (taking it outside, not putting it back in the dishwasher, btw).

On a grrly note, i am the femmie one who is always rescuing butch girlfriends and male lovers alike from spiders, bees, meeses, and such... Neon