The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Not sure I can still type in a straight line.

Drinking a very beautiful Soave....almonds and peaches and green apples, dry and creamy. Feel super relaxed and floppy..

Yay floppy Elle!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[NoeMasks]

Yah, used to live with a couple who used to be stationed in Germany, and learned it from the Venna Haus Fraus. Try it with Panko mixed in with the breading, and fry using clarified butter as opposed to oil. Oh and take a fish oil pill, after.

 

[Farawyn]

Yah, used to live with a couple who used to be stationed in Germany, and learned it from the Venna Haus Fraus. Try it with Panko mixed in with the breading, and fry using clarified butter as opposed to oil. Oh and take a fish oil pill, after.

Why a fish oil pill?

 

[NoeMasks]

Your posts say juice are lime. We need recruits for wordplay with that rind of a peel!

Ya'll keep peppering this post with citrus, I might have to cumquat to play.

 

[NoeMasks]

Why a fish oil pill?

I can't spell it, but that plaque in your blood that causes heart attacks.

 

[Farawyn]

I can't spell it, but that plaque in your blood that causes heart attacks.

Hahahahaa! So the fish oil will make us feel less guilty for eating 2 billion calories worth of carbs.
I'm gonna start trying that.

 

[NoeMasks]

Hahahahaa! So the fish oil will make us feel less guilty for eating 2 billion calories worth of carbs.
I'm gonna start trying that.

On the nose

 

[HisArpy]

Yah, used to live with a couple who used to be stationed in Germany, and learned it from the Venna Haus Fraus. Try it with Panko mixed in with the breading, and fry using clarified butter as opposed to oil. Oh and take a fish oil pill, after.

I started using bread crumbs for most of my breaded stuff. I still do for meats and often use the Italian crumbs instead of plain. Then I learned about using diluted milk (2/3 water 1/3 whole milk) instead of eggs then dip into seasoned flour. Dunk and flour twice. What a difference. Especially on chicken. The coating sticks instead of sliding off. Needs a deep fryer but wow. Just keep on a rack rather than a plate.

I'll try the clarified butter route for the schnitzel.

 

[midwestyankee]

Pre-posting, as I likely won't be around tonight. But if I were, this would surely be my headquarters for the night.

 

[Miles Long]

Pre-posting, as I likely won't be around tonight. But if I were, this would surely be my headquarters for the night.

(pre)DRUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

 

[Farawyn]

Pre-posting, as I likely won't be around tonight. But if I were, this would surely be my headquarters for the night.

OooooooOOOOOooooH!

What's your poison?

 

[midwestyankee]

OooooooOOOOOooooH!

What's your poison?

Hemlock.

However, tonight I will be working on a bottomless supply of wine. White, for the record.

 

[Farawyn]

Hemlock.

However, tonight I will be working on a bottomless supply of wine. White, for the record.

Now you're talking!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I want to drink.
Because I'm stressed.

 

[Farawyn]

I want to drink.
Because I'm stressed.

Yo, Britney Spears on MTV Music Awards tonight is all the drug I needzzzzz.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I want to drink.
Because I'm stressed.

I never need a reason

But I hope you feel better

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I never need a reason

But I hope you feel better

Aww thanks.

I'll be okay until this time next week.
*nervous laugh*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Ya'll keep peppering this post with citrus, I might have to cumquat to play.

Some people think peppering with puns is a salt.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Olive the dirty martini I'm drinking. Just sayin'

Knock knock

Who's. There?

Anita

Anita who?

Anita another martini

 

[midwestyankee]

There wasn't enough wine. But then no one has been able to distill Lake Michigan and turn it all into bourbon, either. Life sucks, or, at least, certain episodes that we must all endure, do definitely suck.

 

[Farawyn]

There wasn't enough wine. But then no one has been able to distill Lake Michigan and turn it all into bourbon, either. Life sucks, or, at least, certain episodes that we must all endure, do definitely suck.

There's never enough wine. Never.

 

[midwestyankee]

There's never enough wine. Never.

You're so right.

 

[NoeMasks]

Some people think peppering with puns is a salt.

I think we all Kneed to be less then half baked, to kelp up the puns.