The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[DeepGreenEyes]

Many big - BIG - fucking glasses of Trader Joe's good-but-cheapass wine.

Did I mention they were BIG???

 

[Endless_Night]

Thank goodness! I'm not the only one drinking!

Only two - REGULAR - sized glasses of Kir Royale.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Thank goodness! I'm not the only one drinking!

Only two - REGULAR - sized glasses of Kir Royale.

Regular.. Texas sized regular?
Or regular.. Regular sized regular?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

I am doing a liquor store beer run.


Whaddya want?

My health kick starts Monday.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I am doing a liquor store beer run.


Whaddya want?

My health kick starts Monday.

All of the everything please.
*hands you my card*
The pin number is the twins' birthday.

 

[Farawyn]

All of the everything please.
*hands you my card*
The pin number is the twins' birthday.

We may as well spend the $$$ now...

 

[Endless_Night]

Regular.. Texas sized regular?
Or regular.. Regular sized regular?

Two small glass is enough to have me stripping and giggling these days . A drunken woman in public is good for nothing. it's just as well I stay home a lot for when I can drink again.

Inappropriate regular, it turns out. I might, possibly, have just a bit of a hangover.

Ouch.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

All of the everything please.
*hands you my card*
The pin number is the twins' birthday.

Ooohhh! I'll take the biggest bottle, or barrel of rum you can find, in that case!

Inappropriate regular, it turns out. I might, possibly, have just a bit of a hangover.

Ouch.

Two bottles, then. I see

 

[Endless_Night]

Dear Lord. Not even quite a half bottle.

 

[1sickbastard]

Some girl tried to kick my ass last night.

I've never gotten into a fight before. She got up on my grill, yo.

Twice the size of me, but I stepped up.

Luckily nothing happened...

I've found that big size is no substitute for courage and sheer force of will. Humor helps a whole lot as well.

 

[Farawyn]

I've found that big size is no substitute for courage and sheer force of will. Humor helps a whole lot as well.

Well, I was laughing at her.


This still makes me giggle. I just saw her on FB, and my first thought was dear God how drunk was I?
Then I looked down to check to see if I grew balls.

 

[Farawyn]

All of the everything please.
*hands you my card*
The pin number is the twins' birthday.

Ooohhh! I'll take the biggest bottle, or barrel of rum you can find, in that case!




Two bottles, then. I see

Got rum, wine, Prosecco and a giant juice box of Jose Cuervo margaritas.

I've already switched from the Jose to the Prosecco.

Also, carb loading.

Cat is being judgey.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Got rum, wine, Prosecco and a giant juice box of Jose Cuervo margaritas.

I've already switched from the Jose to the Prosecco.

Also, carb loading.

Cat is being judgey.

What are the carbs that are raising the cat's ire?

 

[Farawyn]

What are the carbs that are raising the cat's ire?

Elbow macaroni. He wants to skoot them across the floor and pounce on them.
He's waiting for me to drop one.
Not that tipsy yet.

Sorry, kitty.

 

[1sickbastard]

Well, I was laughing at her.


This still makes me giggle. I just saw her on FB, and my first thought was dear God how drunk was I?
Then I looked down to check to see if I grew balls.

Ah, Dutch Courage, always a friend to the non-sober.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I've picked up the Cuervo.

This can only end badly.

 

[Miles Long]

I've picked up the Cuervo.

This can only end badly.

Good luck and godspeed!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Good luck and godspeed!

Yeah. Mm hmm.
Thanks.

 

[cookiecat]

I got us some shirts.

http://i.imgur.com/VJZMzNm.jpg

 

[cookiecat]

Got rum, wine, Prosecco and a giant juice box of Jose Cuervo margaritas.

I've already switched from the Jose to the Prosecco.

Also, carb loading.

Cat is being judgey.

Jose juice box?

http://i.imgur.com/UOQKqnhl.png

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I got us some shirts.

http://i.imgur.com/VJZMzNm.jpg

Great I'll take 2

 

[Farawyn]

Jose juice box?

http://i.imgur.com/UOQKqnhl.png

Hey, that's MY HAND and MY GREEN THUMBNAIL!!!
And my Cuervo.

Switched after 1 to Prosecco.

*looks for more carbs*

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Great I'll take 2

Do you need two so that when you get drunk and take one off and lose it, you can do it again the next night?