The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[MyNameIsNO]

*runs through door*

I'm back! *holds up liquor, enema kit and ice cream*




Love the underneath. Love shorter, it will always grow...



Time for more tequila, then, as long as you're all evened up.

ALRIGHT!!!
*grabs the liquor and puts the ice cream in the freezer*

I don't know what Far has planned for the other stuff.

 

[smtst5]

So it went something like this?

http://tricityturf.com/wp-content/flagallery/hedge-trimming/landscape7.jpg

The before is accurate. But for the after you would need to remove all of the leaves and just leave the bare wood.

 

[smtst5]

*runs through door*

I'm back! *holds up liquor, enema kit and ice cream*




Love the underneath. Love shorter, it will always grow...



Time for more tequila, then, as long as you're all evened up.

Tequila and I have agreed to see others for a while.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Tequila and I have agreed to see others for a while.

Until his next birthday that is.

 

[smtst5]

Until his next birthday that is.

That's the great thing about Patron. There's a new bottle born every day.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

The before is accurate. But for the after you would need to remove all of the leaves and just leave the bare wood.

WOOHOO!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

That's the great thing about Patron. There's a new bottle born every day.

So what are you drinking then?
Or are you just hanging out with our crazy asses?

 

[smtst5]

So what are you drinking then?
Or are you just hanging out with our crazy asses?

Summer shandy tonight. And hanging out

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Summer shandy tonight. And hanging out

Yum. Good stuff. Cheers.

 

[Farawyn]

Enemas are so cleansing.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Enemas are so cleansing.

*laughs so hard I snort*
Will this be a 3H enema?
*snaps gloves*

 

[Farawyn]

Thinking about doing something kinda extreme to my hair tomorrow. It's thick, like, REALLY thick. I get it layered and they use thinning shears and it's still stupid thick. I'm considering a long angled bob with sweeping bangs and a nape undercut.... Something like this

http://i.imgur.com/j9sW7EP.jpg

With this underneath (just the cut not the color)

http://i.imgur.com/ZCjaG34.jpg

But considering going a little shorter...

http://i.imgur.com/dYC5JnY.jpg

(only one beer in so not drunk yet...)

Love this. Growing my hair out from what looks like the bottom one. I did not get the shave, but she did bob it a bit.
Got TONS of compliments, but I like long hair. Growing it out was awk.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Oh no I started drinking on an empty stomach.

 

[Farawyn]

*laughs so hard I snort*
Will this be a 3H enema?
*snaps gloves*

NO...why are YOU wearing gloves?

I got you.

*snaps gloves*

and very HHH.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

NO...why are YOU wearing gloves?

I got you.

*snaps gloves*

and very HHH.

Better take that purple heart plug out first.
*laughs*

 

[rbijon]

Hitting the Brandy again here.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Hitting the Brandy again here.

Pirates

 

[rbijon]

Pirates

Better than Rum, but as soon as i get my Mead Hall finished....look out

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Better than Rum, but as soon as i get my Mead Hall finished....look out

I prefer rum actually. But I'm not the pirate so my opinion doesn't matter.

 

[rbijon]

I prefer rum actually. But I'm not the pirate so my opinion doesn't matter.

Aye, your opinion does matter. Roll out a barrel of Rum for melady.

 

[cascadiabound]

Three glasses of dark dry cider at a neighborhood party.
Yes...a bit buzzed.

 

[rbijon]

Three glasses of dark dry cider at a neighborhood party.
Yes...a bit buzzed.

Sounds very tasty

 

[Farawyn]

Woke up sad. Been drinking ever since. Lost count of my drinks and my tears but I've come to the conclusion that I'll never be able to believe anything a man tells me ever again. It's safer to assume it's a lie designed to manipulate me into whatever they want/sex. FML

Oh, my... HUGS!!!

I'm sorry.
Heartbreak. Uuugh.

Stay here with us. We take care of each other in this thread.

 

[cookiecat]

Woke up sad. Been drinking ever since. Lost count of my drinks and my tears but I've come to the conclusion that I'll never be able to believe anything a man tells me ever again. It's safer to assume it's a lie designed to manipulate me into whatever they want/sex. FML

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Well.... have a few more sad moments. Sounds like you're entitled.

I want to give you the speech, don't let a guy get you this twisted up but... easier said than done.

Feel better.

 

[Farawyn]

It was never my intent. He told me I could "expect something". I was stupid enough to believe him. I should know better at my age.




Thank you, that's very sweet

Don't beat yourself up for being open hearted. It's a beautiful quality.

Whatcha drinking?