The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Farawyn]

I think it's an accurate measure of my stupidity. I've lost count of how many men have lied to me for sex, and here I am, still stupid enough to hope that this one is real. I should know by now that all those pretty words are complete bullshit. I'm nothing but a set of tits, holes, and a heartbeat, and barely good enough for that.

Drinking blackberry mojitos http://rasamalaysia.com/blackberry-mojito/2/

BULLSHIT!!!
Godammit.

Come to the pool party.

 

[MastersDelight]

I think it's an accurate measure of my stupidity. I've lost count of how many men have lied to me for sex, and here I am, still stupid enough to hope that this one is real. I should know by now that all those pretty words are complete bullshit. I'm nothing but a set of tits, holes, and a heartbeat, and barely good enough for that.

Drinking blackberry mojitos http://rasamalaysia.com/blackberry-mojito/2/

Don't let the behavior of others define who you are or what you're worth. Only you can do that.

 

[Tallcajun]

Three glasses of dark dry cider at a neighborhood party.
Yes...a bit buzzed.

Any of that cider left, cd??

Welcome, Ditta!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I plan on not drinking tonight...
Plan.

 

[cookiecat]

I plan on not drinking tonight...
Plan.

Onnnnnnnnnnnnne won't hurt you...

 

[cookiecat]

That is most assuredly kinder than my opinion of myself. Men see me as good for a fuck or two; I see myself as good for nothing.

Well sit here with us and we'll throw compliments and drinks at you until you think you're slightly worthy.

 

[Tallcajun]

I may have s beer, but Ditta needs a shot of self esteem and shot of self respect.
Hang in there, 999.

 

[cookiecat]

I may have s beer, but Ditta needs a shot of self esteem and shot of self respect.
Hang in there, 999.

 

[rbijon]

I plan on not drinking tonight...
Plan.

Well, the best plans of mice, men & Ladies are no plans at all....& meant to be changed.

 

[MastersDelight]

I plan on not drinking tonight...
Plan.

Me too. That's why I drank at lunch

 

[Farawyn]

I plan on not drinking tonight...
Plan.

I just gave you my Claire Dunphy face.

*snort*

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I just gave you my Claire Dunphy face.

*snort*

Well at least you're just telling me instead of actually sending me one.
*awaits the text of THE FACE*

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Well, the best plans of mice, men & Ladies are no plans at all....& meant to be changed.

I think you just like getting me intoxicated, Pirate.

 

[cookiecat]

I think you just like getting me intoxicated, Pirate.

Whaaaat?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Whaaaat?

I know I know.
I know.
Everyone.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Hot out.

Guinness Floats ( vanilla & chocolate )

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Hot out.

Guinness Floats ( vanilla & chocolate )

Whaaaaat?!
I need to try that.

 

[Farawyn]

Whaaaaat?!
I need to try that.

I have had them.
Ruins the Guinness.

<<<< not a sweet tooth.

 

[Farawyn]

Believe it or not, I'm trying. Problem is I've been trying for weeks. Let's just say my resolve is weakening.

You still with us, Dita???

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I have had them.
Ruins the Guinness.

<<<< not a sweet tooth.

...

http://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-sidebar-6JB4v4xPTAQFi

 

[smtst5]

Orange crush

Orange vodka
triple sec
fresh squeezed orange juice
orange Crush soda

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

Homemade Sangria. Oh yes

 

[Farawyn]

...

http://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-sidebar-6JB4v4xPTAQFi

Hhahahahahahaaaa!

*BLUSH*

 

[Farawyn]

Homemade Sangria. Oh yes

*flying tackle hug*

 

[Farawyn]

Orange crush

Orange vodka
triple sec
fresh squeezed orange juice
orange Crush soda

How's the shrubbery?