The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[smtst5]

Happy Bday!

Thank you Farawyn!

 

[cookiecat]

When I was 16 or 17 I went out with a guy who was about 24-27.
We went out and drank a bottle and a half of Jose, chased with grape fucking gatorade. I remember puking in the parking garage of CCDC, going into a sex shop to use the bathroom, sticking my fingers in a fleshlight, and that's it. Somehow I made it home. There were 5 phone numbers in my pocket when I woke up...

Tequila and I haven't been very good friends since that night.

*spew* omg. A fleshlight!? I'm pretty sure it was the gatorade that sent you over the edge.

I have the same feeling with peppermint schnapps. I can't even chew gum without a flashback.

 

[cookiecat]

Got a bottle as a wedding present... 7 years ago.

Is it still unopened???

 

[Farawyn]

*spew* omg. A fleshlight!? I'm pretty sure it was the gatorade that sent you over the edge.

I have the same feeling with peppermint schnapps. I can't even chew gum without a flashback.

Fireball here. *raises hand and looks glum*

Oh, and Jaeger.

Oh, and anything sweet and syrupy like Peach Schnapps.

 

[smtst5]

When I was 16 or 17 I went out with a guy who was about 24-27.
We went out and drank a bottle and a half of Jose, chased with grape fucking gatorade. I remember puking in the parking garage of CCDC, going into a sex shop to use the bathroom, sticking my fingers in a fleshlight, and that's it. Somehow I made it home. There were 5 phone numbers in my pocket when I woke up...

Tequila and I haven't been very good friends since that night.

Just another night out after drinking tequila

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Is it still unopened???

It lasted about 4 years unopened.
Then I said fuck it and drank it.
Not in one night of course.

 

[smtst5]

Happy birthday to you!

Thank you! Cheers!

 

[cookiecat]

I'm toasting John Stewart with my patron.

 

[cookiecat]

It lasted about 4 years unopened.
Then I said fuck it and drank it.
Not in one night of course.

No fleshlight moments?

 

[cookiecat]

Thank you! Cheers!

ok wait, is it your birthday?

 

[smtst5]

ok wait, is it your birthday?

Close enough. It's my birthday month

 

[MyNameIsNO]

*spew* omg. A fleshlight!? I'm pretty sure it was the gatorade that sent you over the edge.

I have the same feeling with peppermint schnapps. I can't even chew gum without a flashback.

Strangely I don't remember the gatorade much. It was the smell and taste of the tequila that imprinted onto my "never again" memory.

And yes, a fleshlight. "Does this feel real to you?" And of course my vision was so blurry I was just like "no so obviously I'm not touching anything too disgusting."
Oh he had SUCH a good laugh the next day.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

No fleshlight moments?

No. Just discussions on suspending me from a ceiling with an anal hook in and groping by my friends uncle and brother.

Tequila really is not good for me.

 

[Farawyn]

Well, you crazy kids, I have to hit the hay.

Have fun!

G'nite, John Boy.

 

[cookiecat]

Close enough. It's my birthday month

Then happy happy birthday!

 

[cookiecat]

No. Just discussions on suspending me from a ceiling with an anal hook in and groping by my friends uncle and brother.

Tequila really is not good for me.

Stick to beer for sure.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Well, you crazy kids, I have to hit the hay.

Have fun!

G'nite, John Boy.

I love you!!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Stick to beer for sure.

I only drink it at home alone now-a-days.

 

[smtst5]

Patron Silver (chilled)
Salt
Orange slice with cinnamon

Careful it's dangerous

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Patron Silver (chilled)
Salt
Orange slice with cinnamon

Careful it's dangerous

You, sir, are not helping.

 

[smtst5]

Then happy happy birthday!

Thank you cookie!

 

[cookiecat]

Patron Silver (chilled)
Salt
Orange slice with cinnamon

Careful it's dangerous

smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth

 

[smtst5]

smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth

You don't even taste the tequila

 

[cookiecat]

You don't even taste the tequila

That is the dangerous part.

I like a drink that gives me a delayed warm gooey feeling inside.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

You don't even taste the tequila

Yup, I'm in trouble.