The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Blue]

Errr...Umm...Ahhh. I'm trying to come up with something witty and sympathetic....

I got nothin'.

[initiates a dramatic diversion]

Are those your feet in your profile image per chance?

 

[Endless_Night]

[thank you, thank you!]

And, yup. Whose feet would they be?

 

[Endless_Night]

Porkwarrior is having a double shot! Hmmm.

*ponders whether it's possible to make that an excuse for a 2nd drink*

Sadly, no. It's only Hump Day.

*sighs*

 

[Blue]

Google images stock photos of feet?
I couldn't post a picture of my feet, they're horrible things. I'm something like quasi-flat footed, so I have a small arch but not much of one.
*sigh*, genetics...

On an unrelated note:
I spend half an hour writing out a wall of text trying to get across my objective opinion of the current presidential race in the USA on the politics forum...and then a string of obnoxious men of ambiguous political ideology stroll into the thread and begin insulting each other.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1310856
I swear, this is probably the most civilized board I've been to. And we're supposed to be the Satan-worshiping, pitiful, mentally damaged deviants.

 

[Endless_Night]

Google has stock images of feet?

*rushes off to google*

 

[midwestyankee]

Porkwarrior is having a double shot! Hmmm.

*ponders whether it's possible to make that an excuse for a 2nd drink*

Sadly, no. It's only Hump Day.

*sighs*

Not to pick a nit, but my understanding is that it won't be Hump Day in your part of the world for just over three hours.

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, Hell's Bells!

That just goes to show how rough of a day I had.

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, Hell's Bells!

That just goes to show how rough of a day I had.

That would be a kind way to interpret it.

 

[Endless_Night]

Shaddup!

And quite breaking the "no quoting" rule!

 

[midwestyankee]

Shaddup!

And quite breaking the "no quoting" rule!

I'm sober so I am not bound by the thread rules.

 

[Endless_Night]

 

[midwestyankee]

I see that you feel bound by the rules. I guess we know what that means.

 

[Endless_Night]

That you are rude?

 

[midwestyankee]

That you are rude?

Sometimes it's kind to be rude.

 

[Endless_Night]

Haven't you used that exact same excuse for being curmudgeonly?

 

[midwestyankee]

Haven't you used that exact same excuse for being curmudgeonly?

No. Being curmudgeonly is in my DNA. I could no longer turn it off than I could my brilliant wit or my boyish charm.

 

[Endless_Night]

Someone's been drinking.

 

[midwestyankee]

Someone's been drinking.

Yes, you've already admitted that.

 

[Endless_Night]

*cough* *you* *cough*

 

[rbijon]

*cough* *you* *cough*

Aye, do you have your hands around a flaggon even now?

Drink up!

 

[Endless_Night]

Hi, pirate! Night, pirate! Headed to bed.

 

[rbijon]

Hi, pirate! Night, pirate! Headed to bed.

....& I was about to pour us both a glass of Irish Cream.

 

[MeekMe]

We're having Old Fashioned cocktails today. A coworker gave Mister some rye whiskey so we decided to make something simple.

I broke my 'no maraschino cherries' rule and got some because I need a cute garnish.

Also... This jar is MINE. (¬_¬)

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

We're having Old Fashioned cocktails today. A coworker gave Mister some rye whiskey so we decided to make something simple.

I broke my 'no maraschino cherries' rule and got some because I need a cute garnish.

Also... This jar is MINE. (¬_¬)

I have never had one!
Were they good?

 

[Tallcajun]

Can't say I have ever had an Old Fashion either.
I'm not too much on mixed drinks. I like scoth or whisky neat or on the rocks.
Wine is fine.