The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Well.. now it is

 

[1sickbastard]

Well.. now it is

Well, I'm not drunk enough (dammit) to start posting links to old Elvis movie clips.

Not yet, at least. Still have a half a fifth to go...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

This thread will be here when you're ready

 

[Endless_Night]

*horrified gasp*

Your going to drink an entire fifth?!?! Of...of...of anything!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Weren't you paying attention the other night? There is no such thing as a fifth any more. 750ml bottle is ~ 1 percent smaller

 

[1sickbastard]

*horrified gasp*

Your going to drink an entire fifth?!?! Of...of...of anything!

That's the idea.

Weren't you paying attention the other night? There is no such thing as a fifth any more. 750ml bottle is ~ 1 percent smaller

Okay, so I'll be 1% less drunk.

Dammit.

 

[Endless_Night]

I...got nothing.

 

[1sickbastard]

I...got nothing.

You got new hair color.

That ain't exactly nuttin'.

 

[Endless_Night]

True. And it's so...dark!

Yikes!

 

[1sickbastard]

True. And it's so...dark!

Yikes!

Pix!!

 

[midwestyankee]

You're all soft! I finished off a 750 of Hey Mambo AND followed the plot of an episode of Scorpion. Take that!

 

[1sickbastard]

You're all soft! I finished off a 750 of Hey Mambo AND followed the plot of an episode of Scorpion. Take that!

I know. All this interaction is slowing my consumption rate.



Dammit.

 

[midwestyankee]

I know. All this interaction is slowing my consumption rate.



Dammit.

Perhaps you could use your fingers for something more productive...like hefting your glass, wanking your Johnson...

 

[1sickbastard]

Perhaps you could use your fingers for something more productive...like hefting your glass, wanking your Johnson...

Johnson has his own hands and can wank himself.

Maybe a lot less cola and a lot more vodka will up the BAC to an acceptably incoherent level.

See, this is why I don't drink regularly. It's tough for me to get drunk enough fast enough.


Dammit.

 

[cascadiabound]

2 glasses good red wine and excellent company tonight.
Conversation about every topic under the sun.
So happy.
So blessed by my notorious friends.

 

[redted]

Tonight I qualify to post......I'd do naked pics if I could do the buttons properly. ........thank you autocorrect

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Please do make yourself at home!

 

[Endless_Night]

I just had a guy dressed as the cookie monster tell me I had no filter!

I suspect I may be schnockered.

 

[pensivepoet]

I just closed a bar, and the waitress was costumed as hilda the milkmaid.
Damn. The pig tails launched a thousand fantasies.
Thank you Hilda!

 

[1sickbastard]

I'm too sober to be posting here.

 

[Endless_Night]

What? Sickie was more sober than me?!?!?!

Shocking!

That does not look grammatically correct, but I am too hungover to think properly....

 

[1sickbastard]

What? Sickie was more sober than me?!?!?!

Shocking!

That does not look grammatically correct, but I am too hungover to think properly....

I did my drinkin' Friday night. Holidays like Halloween, New Years & Superbowl Sunday are for amateurs who invariably make the bars overcrowded and the roads dangerous. I'll pass, thank you.

 

[ViciousTease]

If you were drinking at home, the amateurs shouldn't have been an issue. If you were out, why didn't you invite me?

 

[1sickbastard]

If you were drinking at home, the amateurs shouldn't have been an issue. If you were out, why didn't you invite me?

I rarely go out on the major drinking holidays. And like I said, I did my drunk on Friday night, but I'm so into being drunk that I want to do it two nights in a row, or even more than a couple times a month.

 

[ViciousTease]

A couple of times a year is enough for me. Of course, I'd make an exception for you.