The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Greenwavelawyer]

Just so long as you don't break out the Boones Farm!

 

[pensivepoet]

Just so long as you don't break out the Boones Farm!

(((shudder))))
I got violently ill on the strawberry when I was 15.
If I even see it I still get the dry heaves

 

[Inspirinious]

Enough of the talk about cheap crap. This is a respectable drinking establishment.

I decree a minimum $10 a bottle for all liquors and wines. Only less for good beers.

 

[Greenwavelawyer]

I concur
And did not mean to derail the thread with the cheap stuff

 

[Inspirinious]

We don't want any cheap drunks. They puke too much.

 

[midwestyankee]

Enough of the talk about cheap crap. This is a respectable drinking establishment.

I decree a minimum $10 a bottle for all liquors and wines. Only less for good beers.

Enjoy yourself as you wank and drink alone. Practically every person who has posted here has mentioned enjoying wines that sell - at least in some places - for under $10.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Poet is off being pensive

Cheap drunks allowed!
Pricy drunks allowed!

All drunks. Allowed!
Oh, and not drunks, as well!

Just... no preaching!

--Management

 

[Inspirinious]

To: Management

If anyone pukes on my shoes, I'm sending the bill to you.

 

[pensivepoet]

Some thug at the door told me no cheap drunks allowed so I walked down to the bowling alley

 

[Inspirinious]

thug ???

NOT me!​

 

[pensivepoet]

Hmmm
Me thinks that post up there is self incriminating.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hmmm
Me thinks that post up there is self incriminating.

Speaking of incriminating, why is it that none of your posts ever scan or rhyme?

 

[pensivepoet]

Speaking of incriminating, why is it that none of your posts ever scan or rhyme?

Do you actually want them to?
The others may kill you for making such a request.

 

[midwestyankee]

Do you actually want them to?
The others may kill you for making such a request.

They won't if you're good.
I know, cuz this is my hood.
We'll drive Collar to distraction
With rhyming in action.
And if she needs clues,
We can point to the booze.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

 

[Endless_Night]

Errr...Would that be a rule?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

:l
Don't tell me you are THAT deprived...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

She is! She is deprived!
Endless has no idea what #541 is...

What kind of world is this??

 

[Endless_Night]

Yup! That's me. Miss Deprived.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

E "md" N

 

[pensivepoet]

I'm already on Collar's shit list.
If I start scribblin limericks on the bathroom walls she'll deep six me for sure.
I have a trail of shitty poems over in the poetry forum and they changed the locks. I'm not even allowed to look in the window.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yup! That's me. Miss Deprived.

Ah, I see Ms. Kir has arrived.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

That's not true!
You heeded my warning shot across your bow and avoided the shitlist

 

[Endless_Night]

I think you mighta meant , Collar.