The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Endless_Night]

Uh oh! I must be drinking more than I realized if I've garnered an alcoholic nickname.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Oooohhh... Ms. Kir and Madam Rum.
Has a ring to it

 

[midwestyankee]

Oooohhh... Ms. Kir and Madam Rum.
Has a ring to it

Are we talking Red Rum?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Drink for quoting!

 

[Endless_Night]

Hahaha!!!! I LOVE it!

 

[midwestyankee]

Drink for quoting!

I'd rather go boating.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Ok, that I'm noting.
And I care not a whit

 

[Endless_Night]

Nope! Take a drink. Dem's the rules.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

PUT that water down, MWY!
The hard stuff, if you please

 

[midwestyankee]

Ok, that I'm noting.
And I care not a whit

So your rules they are floating
Yet in judgment you sit?

Nope! Take a drink. Dem's the rules.

Hark to this fink
All you drinking fools.

 

[midwestyankee]

PUT that water down, MWY!
The hard stuff, if you please

Put a dip in that frown,
It's Apothic I down,
It's the Dark; down with ease
My thoughts it frees.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Ummmm, don't hurt yourself, MWY

 

[Endless_Night]

^^^^^

 

[midwestyankee]

Ummmm, don't hurt yourself, MWY

I can do this all night.
Does that give you a fright?

 

[Endless_Night]

Yeah. What she said.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I wonder what happens if you brink rum and eat a banana?

 

[midwestyankee]

I wonder what happens if you brink rum and eat a banana?

I'd be more concerned if you drank a banana and ate your rum. Not at all clear what it means to brink, though? Or is that another word for edging?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Haha!
I know exactly what happens if you drink rum and edge a banana

 

[midwestyankee]

Haha!
I know exactly what happens if you drink rum and edge a banana

You just gave me a great idea: edging someone with a banana.

 

[Endless_Night]

^^^^^

Again.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You just gave me a great idea: edging someone with a banana.

You mean.. Edging a man?
That's not a novel idea

 

[midwestyankee]

You mean.. Edging a man?
That's not a novel idea

In my case, it would be an incredibly short story: no interest in men.

But edging a woman, for most of a day...delicious.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Well, pretzels and cheese won out over the banana, so it's all a moot point

 

[Endless_Night]

Ummm.......

There are days you two play out of my league. This is one of those days.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

It's night.
Time change and all