The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[midwestyankee]

What?!?!?!?

But...I'm not drunk yet! No secrets until I'm drunk!

What are you waiting for? The red wine vinegar is singing your name.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

He's right, Endless.
And I think it would be good for you to practice

 

[Endless_Night]

Yuck!!!!

Besides, I can't drink now if I'm going to drink on Halloween. I'm a once a week drinker, twice, tops!

 

[Endless_Night]

Zip it, Missy.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm a once a week zipper - can't, tonight

 

[midwestyankee]

Tonight is Tuesday and my calendar - which is generally pretty reliable - tells me that Halloween isn't until Saturday. That's easily 90 hours or thereabouts to renew your drinking muscles before you go out trick or treating.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hahahahahaha! Okay. That deserves an LOL as well.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm a once a week zipper - can't, tonight

My sympathies. My zipper barely gets a once-a-week workout.

 

[Endless_Night]

If I drink now my drinking muscles will be in traction for a week. Nope. I'm saving myself for Saturday!

 

[Endless_Night]

MWY!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Haha! I always love it when she gets a shock

 

[Endless_Night]

I don't know what you mean! t am never, err, shocked.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Liar

 

[midwestyankee]

I wonder if there's a rule against electro-stim play while drinking.

 

[Endless_Night]

Am not! (Collar)

Dear Lord! (MWY)

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

What are you thinking, MWY?
Can you imagine the capacity for spilled beer!

 

[midwestyankee]

I just think that anyone professing to be an adult should be open to new and different experiences. Even after a glass or two of red wine vinegar.

 

[Endless_Night]

Talk to the paw. :i

(MWY, in case there was any doubt. )

 

[midwestyankee]

What are you thinking, MWY?
Can you imagine the capacity for spilled beer!

Capacity, capacitors? I was thinking about the delicious resistance, actually.

 

[Endless_Night]

As an aside, I'm not sure anyone "adult" would drink a couple of glasses of red wine vinegar.

Yuckers.

 

[1sickbastard]

As an aside, I'm not sure anyone "adult" would drink a couple of glasses of red wine vinegar.

Yuckers.

Unless it was on a dare, yanno, like 'adults' do...

 

[Endless_Night]

Those are not "adults".

Wait! You're not saying you've done that, Sickie?!?!?!

 

[midwestyankee]

I think he's saying that he may have done something off the wall on a dare.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I might have drunk too much, I seem to have fallen asleep.
On a dare

 

[Endless_Night]

You fell asleep on a dare?

Kinky.