The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[pensivepoet]

The lady with the fat cat is dissin my monkey.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Yep
And his ridiculous, suspendered pants

 

[pensivepoet]

Now you've done it
Clyde is clapping his cymbals.
If he starts tossing poop, you're cleaning it up.
How do you get your lardass cat to the litterbox? Roll him onto a skateboard and push him?
Does his crap box have handicap bars for him to lean on?

 

[Inspirinious]

I'm not drunk enough for this yet.

I'll return later.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You don't actually have a monkey, Pensive.
I actually have a cat, and if you insult her one more time I will never speak to you again. Note the very obvious lack of a smiley face inserted here. And it seems you haven't read my earlier post correctly. She just so happens to be an enormous kitty, not a fat kitty (hence the mention of being only 2 pounds overweight).

 

[pensivepoet]

*follows inspi*

 

[cascadiabound]

Please note....I would only knit anything out of yarn made from pet hair combed from a pet.... NOT shaved....
I have a very nice neck warmer knit from undercoat fur from my first dog. Your lovely kitty is completely safe with me CnC.

obviously...sheep are shorn....but, generally sheep are not pets....yes, I do knit wool. Lol

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

In that case, I believe knitting a tail would be perfect

 

[Endless_Night]

Tail knitting. *ponders*

Likey.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Ears to match!

 

[Endless_Night]

Hahahaha. Even better!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm drawing the line at a pootchie patch for my belly, though

 

[Endless_Night]

OH! Ewwwwwwwww.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmmm.

*ponders when I'll actually be drunk enough to post properly*

Oops! No worries. Halloween.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Haha! Exactly!
I have my limits

 

[midwestyankee]

Apparently I need a drink. This all makes much too much sense.

Endless, didn't I see somewhere that you get a bit high just reading labels in the wine shop? Maybe a few minutes sniffing the red wine vinegar will get you into the right frame of mind for Collar's Frivolities, The Adult Thread.

 

[Endless_Night]

So. Drunk. Halloween.

What secrets can I spill on the thread? Secrets that no one will ever repeat. (Or quote. )

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I agree with MWY.
He needs a drink

 

[Endless_Night]

MWY, that's just mean!

Okay, true, but mean.

I am...a lightweight. But I am an adult! Promise!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Oooohhh yeah, this is Lit Vegas
Spill it all!!

 

[Endless_Night]

Yes. Yes, he does.

It will take down the curmudgeon factor to a manageable level.

 

[midwestyankee]

So. Drunk. Halloween.

What secrets can I spill on the thread? Secrets that no one will ever repeat. (Or quote. )

Have at it. There's hardly anyone here.

 

[Endless_Night]

Lit Vegas....

Again, likey.

 

[midwestyankee]

For the record, the curmudgeon factor is rarely affected by alcohol.

 

[Endless_Night]

What?!?!?!?

But...I'm not drunk yet! No secrets until I'm drunk!