The Dead Pool

[Sateema Lunasi]

Okay, here is the game. You pick who you think is going to die in the next 12 months. They must famous somehow. You make your list and you get up to ten choices. Next April first is the deadline (just to make it easy.)

Here is the point system.
You pick a celeb you think will die. If they DO die, then you get the difference between the celeb's age and 100. So if a celeb is 64, you get 36 points. There are no prizes, just glory and the fun of a sick, morbid game. You can pick whoever you want, or just wishful thinking. Go for easy ones (like Courtney Love) or go for a longshot and pick both of the Olsen Twins. The younger they are, the more points you get.

MY PICKS:
Robert Downey Jr.
Lara Flynn Boyle (of anorexia)
Jack Nicholson (just a hunch)
Anna Nicole Smith (most likely of drugs)
Pam Anderson (her implants will leak)
Elton John (I LOVE Elton John but he has heart problems, so he is an easy pick)
Andy Dick
Joan Rivers (a hunch)
Robert Blake (I think he will kill himself)

 

[kiwiwolf]

okay... I'll give it a crack...

Whetu Te Kahu... famous Maori chicken liver sculptor... age 109

Robert Downey junior... will snort toilet cleaner by mistake while cleaning prison toilets

The Pope... he's getting the word as we speak...

 

[badasschick]

Ronald Reagan

I second the Pope....(hopefully Amish)

Bob Hope

Keith Richards

Strom Thurmon

Jesse Helms

 

[kiwiwolf]

I second the Pope....(hopefully Amish)

LOL... now now...

 

[scylis]

Keith Richards

he's already dead, didn't you know that? he's now Zombie Keith Richards.

speaking of zombies:
Michael Jackson. surgeons remove the last bit of human tissue in his body and he's reclassified as an innert semi-solid and technically not alive.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

You don't get points if the person is over 100 years old. Sorry. Too easy.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Gee if I can find out how to adjust timezones here...

I can backdate myself to yesterday, claim Layne Staley of Alice in Chains and take a commanding 66 point lead over everyone!

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Nope.

 

[Problem Child]

Sateema, I believe Pam had her implants removed a few years ago, but she could still die from overdosing on stupid rock stars.

I hope Britney Spears dies only because she would be worth something like 91 points I think. Swallowed by an albino python during "I'm a slave for you" is the most likely thing I can think of.

Seriously, the Pope's gotta kick pretty soon. That dude looks like they have to literally strap him into a standing position in the Popemobile.

Joan Rivers could die and remain standing because her Beverly Hills exoskeleton would hold her up.

Strom Thurmond will die this year and retain his seat on several senatorial committees for several days before anyone notices the smell.

Dick Cheney will die several times this year but be resuscitated by Secret Service agents.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

PC, you cracked me up this morning. Thanks, I needed that. I know Pam Anderson says her implants were taken out but I swear her nasty tits look bigger now than they did before the supposed "removal."

How strange; I am listening to Hem Of Your Garment, by Cake.

 

[badasschick]

She had ones removed and replaced with smaller ones to return to a in her words "more natural" state.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Holy shit! She thinks that is natural? Yuk!

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Oh, and Bob Dole is on my honorable mention list.