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[Armyvet23]

I was in town on Tuesday for a funeral, When I say in town I mean the biggest city from where I live, 65 miles away. I stopped at the first bar I came to, to have lunch, yes they serve food. The bar tender was a young woman who was very attractive. We started a conversation as I ate talking about the difference of our ages, I am 50 she is 21. We talked about how things were when I was that age, how much things are different now for people her age. She remarked that she wished that she had grown up back then because now days it seems that they can't have the same fun as we did. She also told me that she was scared of getting older and that she is getting married in a year. I thought about this a lot for a few minutes. I remember when I was 21 like t was yesterday, not a care about anything but the moment I was in. Anyway, it seems like it was only a short moment from when I was 21 and now 50, so I told her to embrace everyday and not take everything very seriously, except the important things. She mentioned that as a 50 yo I was very attractive, I think she was wanting a big tip, which I obliged. But yes, I told her, women always groped my wrangler butt and flirted with me and told me I had a great butt. Now not so much. I told her that in my opinion the older the woman gets the more attractive they become, us guys just become more rugged and older looking. Gosh! I was wish I could have a do over, haha.

 

[Aquagal]

I was in town on Tuesday for a funeral, When I say in town I mean the biggest city from where I live, 65 miles away. I stopped at the first bar I came to, to have lunch, yes they serve food. The bar tender was a young woman who was very attractive. We started a conversation as I ate talking about the difference of our ages, I am 50 she is 21. We talked about how things were when I was that age, how much things are different now for people her age. She remarked that she wished that she had grown up back then because now days it seems that they can't have the same fun as we did. She also told me that she was scared of getting older and that she is getting married in a year. I thought about this a lot for a few minutes. I remember when I was 21 like t was yesterday, not a care about anything but the moment I was in. Anyway, it seems like it was only a short moment from when I was 21 and now 50, so I told her to embrace everyday and not take everything very seriously, except the important things. She mentioned that as a 50 yo I was very attractive, I think she was wanting a big tip, which I obliged. But yes, I told her, women always groped my wrangler butt and flirted with me and told me I had a great butt. Now not so much. I told her that in my opinion the older the woman gets the more attractive they become, us guys just become more rugged and older looking. Gosh! I was wish I could have a do over, haha.

Did you ride your horse to town?

 

[Saint Peter]

Do you punch that little doggie?

 

[Armyvet23]

Did you ride your horse to town?

The bar would have been closed by the time I got there.

 

[irksomesauce]

I was in town on Tuesday for a funeral, When I say in town I mean the biggest city from where I live, 65 miles away. I stopped at the first bar I came to, to have lunch, yes they serve food. The bar tender was a young woman who was very attractive. We started a conversation as I ate talking about the difference of our ages, I am 50 she is 21. We talked about how things were when I was that age, how much things are different now for people her age. She remarked that she wished that she had grown up back then because now days it seems that they can't have the same fun as we did. She also told me that she was scared of getting older and that she is getting married in a year. I thought about this a lot for a few minutes. I remember when I was 21 like t was yesterday, not a care about anything but the moment I was in. Anyway, it seems like it was only a short moment from when I was 21 and now 50, so I told her to embrace everyday and not take everything very seriously, except the important things. She mentioned that as a 50 yo I was very attractive, I think she was wanting a big tip, which I obliged. But yes, I told her, women always groped my wrangler butt and flirted with me and told me I had a great butt. Now not so much. I told her that in my opinion the older the woman gets the more attractive they become, us guys just become more rugged and older looking. Gosh! I was wish I could have a do over, haha.

That's a great story.

I'm surprised the Playground wasn't interested.

 

[Armyvet23]

That's a great story.

I'm surprised the Playground wasn't interested.

They don't start dancing until 7 at the Playground, or did you mean the playground thread? Isn't this general enough for the "General Board?"

 

[Aquagal]

The playground only likes never ending threads, not sure how yours could be never ending.

 

[Armyvet23]

The playground only likes never ending threads, not sure how yours could be never ending.

I had my say, I was just passin' time.

 

[spacekowboy]

They don't start dancing until 7 at the Playground, or did you mean the playground thread? Isn't this general enough for the "General Board?"

That's eyer, or eyore as some call him. The GB's resident malcontent. He is really just upset that his mother didnt abort him and so he takes it out on everyone else.


He's harmless as a butterfly though.
A loudmouthed, uninteresting butterfly.

 

[Armyvet23]

That's eyer, or eyore as some call him. The GB's resident malcontent. He is really just upset that his mother didnt abort him and so he takes it out on everyone else.


He's harmless as a butterfly though.
A loudmouthed, uninteresting butterfly.

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[Ms_Ann]

Who died?

 

[spacekowboy]

What the hell are you talking about?

Im talking about the douchebag trying to bait you up there that goes by the the name irksomsauce. He was once called eyer. He no longer calls himself that because he tends to get banned repeatedly.


And niw thats 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

 

[jezzilee]

Im talking about the douchebag trying to bait you up there that goes by the the name irksomsauce. He was once called eyer. He no longer calls himself that because he tends to get banned repeatedly.


And niw thats 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

You can lead a horse to water...

 

[Tryharder62]

50 isn't old..I'm just breaking things in.

 

[pointless]

what a boring story.