The Confessional

[thegirlfriday11]

ok
i confess i've been chatting on the phone with a heterosexual transvestite for the last hour
she wants to spank and discipline me...
in public
*giggling hysterically*

it kinda sounds fun to do in a weird kind of way
but i think i'd giggle my butt off
and i have a feeling her spanks would sting if i started giggling a lot!!

how the hell did my life get so weird?
nothing normal ever happens to me
but then again, i'm never bored

 

[TheOlderGuy]

and you feel that this does not sound normal?
perhaps you need to watch more cable.

anyway, no problem.
these are small as sins go at Lit.
get your spanking, giggle all you want,
and send us the videotape to review.

 

[~Dream~]

are you trying to drive him over the edge?
have you no contrition?
nice av, love.
is that a republican bod?

Rof ..I have Nothing to Confess (Yet)) as I just woke up

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Rof ..I have Nothing to Confess (Yet)) as I just woke up

so relax, take your time,
we don't want your sinning to be rushed.

 

[cookiejar]

are you trying to drive him over the edge?
have you no contrition?
nice av, love.
is that a republican bod?

Well it's certainly not a Democrat one...

 

[cookiejar]

Oh great. Now you tell me after it's too late. Just call me nub from now on.

*Snort* Okay Nub it is...

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Well it's certainly not a Democrat one...

can i ask you what it is about dubya you like so much?

 

[MT_Pitcher]

can i ask you what it is about dubya you like so much?

I'm being good and staying out of it today!!

 

[MindFire]

me too no bubba talk today.. it was as close to ugly
as it gets in Lit...

I too have very little to confess today, but its only Noon
I live in hope

 

[~Dream~]

i just came from The foot doctor and have a confession ,he was Hot!! I wanted him to rub more than my feet LOL


and please lets not worry anymore about Dubya ..soon he'll be out of our lives ( I hope so anyways)


seems like the rich get richer everyday around here anymore..

 

[cookiejar]

can i ask you what it is about dubya you like so much?

I'm not debating politics...it is easy to sit on the sidelines and second guess. And to run for office in the U.S. you have to be rich. I think there should be a set amount a candidate can spend.

 

[SweetBrie]

My confession: I complain way to much about my life. I talk way to much about my kids to others. I'm always tired. I haven't had sex in over two years and it wasn't that enjoyable to begin with.
I'm an absolute nightmare as a housekeeper. I'm neat and tidy doing extra cleaning at work but can't lift a finger when I'm at home. I hate the way my lower body looks in the mirror. I miss my friends being on yahoo or msn when I am. I hate feeling detached from everyone. I hate being moody and crying over nothing. That's enough for now. I don't feel any better having confessed though.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Ah, but Brie, that took a lotta guts.
It's hard enough for most people to
admit their faults to themselves,
much less to do it publicly.

And the advantage to you
is that you know what you should be working on.
And much of what you speak of ties together
in one way or another.

Depression, of course, can make us tired,
and tension and the feeling of helplessness
that sometimes creeps into each of our lives
feeds those emotions that debilitate us.
I find that when I feel my worst,
it's important to get out and do something physical,
which is often the last thing I feel I have
the energy to do. But movement, even going for a walk,
never fails to help me reverse the cycle,
The better I feel from exercising, the better my head feels.

And since you're already working on your stuff,
you have no penance to do,
like all these other sinners.

 

[cookiejar]

My confession: I complain way to much about my life. I talk way to much about my kids to others. I'm always tired. I haven't had sex in over two years and it wasn't that enjoyable to begin with.
I'm an absolute nightmare as a housekeeper. I'm neat and tidy doing extra cleaning at work but can't lift a finger when I'm at home. I hate the way my lower body looks in the mirror. I miss my friends being on yahoo or msn when I am. I hate feeling detached from everyone. I hate being moody and crying over nothing. That's enough for now. I don't feel any better having confessed though.

Brie...I have been through a lot and I know depression, as you well know. I wish you would see a doctor, you need help. As a veteran of the bi-polar wars I carry lots of scars. Don't let it take over your life, fight back! I love and care for you very much.

 

[cookiejar]

Ah, but Brie, that took a lotta guts.
It's hard enough for most people to
admit their faults to themselves,
much less to do it publicly.

And the advantage to you
is that you know what you should be working on.
And much of what you speak of ties together
in one way or another.

Depression, of course, can make us tired,
and tension and the feeling of helplessness
that sometimes creeps into each of our lives
feeds those emotions that debilitate us.
I find that when I feel my worst,
it's important to get out and do something physical,
which is often the last thing I feel I have
the energy to do. But movement, even going for a walk,
never fails to help me reverse the cycle,
The better I feel from exercising, the better my head feels.

And since you're already working on your stuff,
you have no penance to do,
like all these other sinners.

Me a sinner?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Me a sinner?

cookie, we showed your file
to our consulting priest for review.
he was in the middle of a scathing report,
when something he saw stopped his heart.
we're still trying to discover what he found.

we'll keep you informed.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

well, our little confessions
took a backseat this week
to the confessions coming outta washington.

anybody been out there sinning?

 

[cookiejar]

cookie, we showed your file
to our consulting priest for review.
he was in the middle of a scathing report,
when something he saw stopped his heart.
we're still trying to discover what he found.

we'll keep you informed.

I wonder what made his heart stop?

I confess I had wicked thoughts about a few Lit guys...is that so wrong?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I wonder what made his heart stop?

I confess I had wicked thoughts about a few Lit guys...is that so wrong?

we could probably let it slide.
was i on your wish list?

 

[cookiejar]

we could probably let it slide.
was i on your wish list?

I overlooked your obvious fault My "wish list* is growing day by day

 

[bigcpl4fun]

well, our little confessions
took a backseat this week
to the confessions coming outta washington.

anybody been out there sinning?

OK....to celebrate my wife's birthday myself and 2 other guys kept her busy until 5 this morning.

Problem is...no one is sorry...sore, but not sorry .

Does that count ?

 

[done_got_old]

OK....to celebrate my wife's birthday myself and 2 other guys kept her busy until 5 this morning.

Problem is...no one is sorry...sore, but not sorry .

Does that count ?

You don't sound guilty, so is that a confession if you're not?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

OK....to celebrate my wife's birthday myself and 2 other guys kept her busy until 5 this morning.

Problem is...no one is sorry...sore, but not sorry .

Does that count ?

what are you giving her for Mother's day?

 

[bigcpl4fun]

You don't sound guilty, so is that a confession if you're not?

You know, you might be right...I might just have to withdraw my entry

 

[done_got_old]

You know, you might be right...I might just have to withdraw my entry

Too late. Never regret what you enjoyed!