The Confessional
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TheOlderGuy
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ok, ladies,
you're lucky we did away
with that whole "hell" concept
cause you'd be over the edge
on your first visit.
republican picnics are ok.
local republicans are actually
real people, many of them very nice.
but bush is about as slimy as they get,
so you oughta work on your taste a bit there.
ok, ok, all is forgiven, of course
(but don't let it happen again)
and you're penance is simple.
both of you get naked,
and give us a show that
dubya would secretly love,
but would pretend is a sin against nature.
you're lucky we did away
with that whole "hell" concept
cause you'd be over the edge
on your first visit.
republican picnics are ok.
local republicans are actually
real people, many of them very nice.
but bush is about as slimy as they get,
so you oughta work on your taste a bit there.
ok, ok, all is forgiven, of course
(but don't let it happen again)
and you're penance is simple.
both of you get naked,
and give us a show that
dubya would secretly love,
but would pretend is a sin against nature.
TheOlderGuy
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you know you girls
don't talk like republicans.
i bet you just got in the wrong line somewhere.
don't talk like republicans.
i bet you just got in the wrong line somewhere.
TheOlderGuy
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cookiejar said:I thought Clinton was kinda slimy...hell look at Monica's dress.
that wasn't slime, sweetie.
TheOlderGuy said:
I still think the way to do it is to let a Republican have the office 4 years, then a Democrat. That way everyone could have a chance of fucking up. Truthfully, I don't trust any politician...zero...zip...nada. God I hope I never have a child go into politics...what a sick, dishonest lot they are.
Sorry my rant but politics is a fool's game.
TheOlderGuy
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well, to an extent i have to agree with you there.
we're often picking the lesser of two evils.
but whenever the choice is to
have my pockets picked by the rich or not,
i have no trouble choosing.
we're often picking the lesser of two evils.
but whenever the choice is to
have my pockets picked by the rich or not,
i have no trouble choosing.
~Dream~
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DLL said:well I like W.....
so whats the next topic here religion???LOL
believe ME YA dONT wanna get Me started on religion after what the army dudes did to those Iraquis .. EVIL I tell ya..those were my spiritual bros that happened to ..makes my blood boil
TheOlderGuy
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~Dream~ said:hmmm 1st of all I love YOUr sig esp about Bush so damn true
how many More ppl is that asswipe gonna kill and or Humilihate??
My confession is I just had phone sex last night and it wasnt with my man
ok, well that's actually an easy one.
you're forgiven, of course.
and all you have to do
is take whatever you learned
and make your relationship stronger.
if that's not possible,
then you should consider getting out.
but i don't want to sound like ann landers.
~Dream~
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TheOlderGuy said:ok, well that's actually an easy one.
you're forgiven, of course.
and all you have to do
is take whatever you learned
and make your relationship stronger.
if that's not possible,
then you should consider getting out.
but i don't want to sound like ann landers.
great advice and thanks
but i ended up tellin my man about it last night and it made for great sex LOL.....stilll ..hmmmm.
TheOlderGuy
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so there you go.
you already put it to good use.
you already put it to good use.
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My God This is such a big thing to Confess.. they are republicans
and do dinners and attend Picnincs with them... They are Proud
of it..
this is, Mindy. and i approve of this annoucement.
My God This is such a big thing to Confess.. they are republicans
and do dinners and attend Picnincs with them... They are Proud
of it..
this is, Mindy. and i approve of this annoucement.
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DLL said:well I like W.....
so whats the next topic here religion???LOL
Me too DLL....
Charter member of VNVAK.
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MindFire said:
Okay...another confession for you. Every time I see Cookie and DLL my tetoterone level goes up 200% and I have to take appropriate action to relieve the pressure.
TheOlderGuy
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cookiejar said:*Spanks* You must be joking!! The liberals rule Lit or maybe they have the biggest mouths...
well, now you're just lying,
and you WILL have to confess that.
clearly the population here
is overwhelmingly and inexplicably
conservative.
but, yes, we do have bigger mouths
and brains.
