The Color Sex Test

[AppleBiter]

The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home decor. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently -- it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists, speaking at the 1975 Home Interior Design Forum, explained the association between color and sexual patterns.

Take the Color Sex Test here:

http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/lovetest3.shtml

The color I surround myself with is Black. Here's what they had to say about me (the strange thing is, it's pretty right on):

Black:
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

 

[English Lady]

RED:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

 

[4degrees]

Green:
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

Oh what a crock. Not this one.

 

[impressive]

... but not entirely true.

Blue:
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

 

[cloudy]

Green:
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

Oh what a crock. Not this one.

Yep, doesn't even come close with me either.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Red is my color and couldn't be more wrong, lol.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Black:

Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. With you so far.

They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. No, but I DO seem to attract them.

They are moody people . . . who wouldn't be. . . and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times.. . . you should see my peak without all that crap!

Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. . . . and sex offenders claim that police psychiatrists perfer the colour of money.

And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire. As is most suburban housewives' little party dress.

 

[lil_elvis]

I knew there was something I didn't like about this purple kick my wife's been on.

 

[bisexplicit]

Pink:
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

*laughs* I am a tease, but aside from that, I don't think this is too true...

 

[R. Richard]

They didn't have puce???

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Blue is my wardrobe, but Red are my vehicles.



People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

I can live with those.

 

[matriarch]

Green:
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

Hmmm......not sure what to make of that.
I'd have to ask someone else for confirmation or denial.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Red:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

 

[Black Tulip]

Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair.
LMAO

Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.



Not even close!

 

[Guest]

 

[mlady_france]

Purple is my favorite color, but that doesn't sound like me.

Black is what I surround myself in, but that sounds a bit extream to be me.

Maybe a combination of the two? Is that possible?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Blue:
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

haha. Especially love that last sentence...

 

[LadyJeanne]

They don't have one for us kaleidoscope people. My car is black, my house is filled with blues, greens, and purples, with splashes of red and pink, my clothes are blue, white, pink, green, red, yellow, and black. No one color dominates anything.

So? That must mean I like a little bit of every kind of sex.

 

[The_Fool]

Is there a selection for Flesh Tone?

 

[SeaCat]

Yerrow.
Mrowr

Cat

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yellow:
If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

Nope, nah-ah. I don't recognize myself AT ALL.