the Church of the Burning Bush, and Discount Shooting Gallery

[dreampilot79]

Just an invitation to join the Right Rev Rumple Forskin and the rest of the congregation in the inspirational persuit of the right path.... (the one leading preferably to a cheap hotel and not the church)

I wish to contribute 98 gallons of communal fluid... there was 127 but well.. flying the holy stuff to the church is thirsty work.... and well.. I didn't land long... I saved myself on the taxi time to the church.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Can I get an "Amen?"

 

[thambok]

What is the process for becomng an initiate?

The thought scares me a bit.....

 

[dreampilot79]

Can I get an "Amen?"

Amen... and have you had communion lately?

 

[dreampilot79]

What is the process for becomng an initiate?

The thought scares me a bit.....

All are welcome to the church of the burning bush and discount shooting gallery.. although some are more welcome than others.... I believe the amount of welcome depends on the number of hairs on yer chest....and if some are found... your willingness to contribute to the communion fund.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Can I get an "Amen?"

And the confessional is free...care to confess your sins...Brother Dream and I only have your best interests at heart...oh...the tape recorder in the confessional....well, that was Rev Rumpy's idea...for quality control purposes only...

 

[3113]

What is the process for becomng an initiate?

The thought scares me a bit.....

I hear baptism involves a peppering of buckshot...this is no sissy church. But don't worry...what's the worst that could happen?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

oh bless me, father... for have sinned... I'm on my knees...

<grin>

 

[drksideofthemoon]

oh bless me, father... for have sinned... I'm on my knees...

<grin>

Oh yes... I will be more that happy to bless you...confounded zipper...

 

[thambok]

I hear baptism involves a peppering of buckshot...this is no sissy church. But don't worry...what's the worst that could happen?

The peppering I could deal with. Its having to spend the day with Dick Cheney that fills me with dread.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Oh yes... I will be more that happy to bless you...confounded zipper...

hmmmm... I never thought about it... what are priests wearing under there? Any zippers involved???

goodness, if I don't confess soon, I'm going to burst!

 

[Kev H]

hmmmm... I never thought about it... what are priests wearing under there? Any zippers involved???

goodness, if I don't confess soon, I'm going to burst!

Perhaps bursting is just the kind of religious experience you need to put you back on the "crooked and narrow"...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Deacon DreamPilot, verily I say you have done did good. The new ediface is already attracting new sheep just waiting to be sheared. However, I feel the need for a building fund. Not that any new building is in the immediate future, but fund raising can't begin too soon or last too long.

Therefore, once Sister Selena and all the other repentent sinners have been taken care of, I'll call a business meeting for the purpose of dreaming up ways to shear the new members a little bit closer. As a reminder, those elevated to the sublime rank of Deacon were first required to pony up $500 or 50% of their worldly wealth, whichever was greater, to Rev Rumple's personal petty cash box. Perhaps new converts could be convinced to come across, make that tithe, $250 or 25% of their worldly wealth? Just a thought.

Remember, the educational program Deacon Moon has planned for next Wednesday and Deacon Always B True's daily devotional and commune service.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

 

[dreampilot79]

Deacon DreamPilot, verily I say you have done did good. The new ediface is already attracting new sheep just waiting to be sheared. However, I feel the need for a building fund. Not that any new building is in the immediate future, but fund raising can't begin too soon or last too long.

Therefore, once Sister Selena and all the other repentent sinners have been taken care of, I'll call a business meeting for the purpose of dreaming up ways to shear the new members a little bit closer. As a reminder, those elevated to the sublime rank of Deacon were first required to pony up $500 or 50% of their worldly wealth, whichever was greater, to Rev Rumple's personal petty cash box. Perhaps new converts could be convinced to come across, make that tithe, $250 or 25% of their worldly wealth? Just a thought.

Remember, the educational program Deacon Moon has planned for next Wednesday and Deacon Always B True's daily devotional and commune service.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

would not dream of missing a devotional with Sister Always..... and never ever miss communion

 

[Guest]

Reverend Rumple -

My funds are tied up in annuities and other investments. I have no money to offer at this time.

Is there anything else I may tithe?

 

[rgraham666]

Reverend Rumple -

My funds are tied up in annuities and other investments. I have no money to offer at this time.

Is there anything else I may tithe?

Since there seems nobody else here, I do the tithing.

Bend over.

 

[Guest]

Since there seems nobody else here, I do the tithing.

Bend over.

Oooh.

Seems the devil is here to corrupt Sister Sarahh.

Thank God.

 

[chris 44]

Since there seems nobody else here, I do the tithing.

Bend over.

You tithe Rob, I'll do the watching

 

[Guest]

Oh - I do hope my pleated Catholic girl's skirt, white cotton panties and knee socks are appropriate for penance?

Then again, the sweater's kind of tight.

 

[chris 44]

Oh - I do hope my pleated Catholic girl's skirt, white cotton panties and knee socks are appropriate for penance?

Then again, the sweater's kind of tight.

But is the skirt short enough?

 

[Guest]

But is the skirt short enough?

It will be, once it's flipped up.

 

[rgraham666]

Oh - I do hope my pleated Catholic girl's skirt, white cotton panties and knee socks are appropriate for penance?

Then again, the sweater's kind of tight.

Oh yes. Quite appropriate. (Takes a second to adjust anatomy)

OK. Now let's hear you invoke the Lord's name. Thwack!

 

[thambok]

You could use dedications as a fund raiser...

I would gladly pay a month's salary to hear her invoke my name in its place, as I am sure others would as well.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

How 'bout if she calls you "Lord"?

Or Father?

Or... Daddy?

 

[thambok]

Nope. I want to hear my name called with the reverence of Lord.

I just figured it would help towards the building fund, and all....

Of course, if you are volunteering, I am sure we could work something out...